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I'm sure that always worked really well for you.Originally Posted by Argon
Does this make me look fat?
I've got a headache.
NO, you're not putting it there!
Who am I insured with?
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I'm sure that always worked really well for you.
I wish I could live in Cilla's world!!I don´t get that. That blade has two edges.
If she doesn´t want to, that is ok; so you go out with someone else. She cannot both have that cake and expect to eat it
If she makes a stink about that, then yoú go touch someone else for a month
You get what you reward guys.
Are you sure your life insurance is up to date?
"A man of little significance"
1-There's not enough space in the garage. (that translates into "you need to sell your other car")
2-Is that a new watch? (we've all heard it!)
"What are you thinking?" was a classic my ex used to say.
Nothing scares me more than the way she says me name when she wants something. "AAannnnndyyy?" It's usually followed by, "can I ask you something?"
SWMBO: "A light's come up on the dashboard."
Me: "What colour light?!"
SWMBO: "Oooh, not sure... but it's been a while... maybe red?"
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
Does it taste ok? Forgot I came on this morning.
This hasn't ever actually happened with my wife..... But many moons ago with an Ex.... I was that drunk, think I carried on !
This rings a bell!!!
I'm not tired tonight.....darling.
"I" was "thinking" followed by the word "we" does it for me!!
“Don’t look back, you’re not heading that way.”
today i had "i'll meet you in town".....yes but she neglected to mention her sister and mother were also there.....three hours as an unpaid packhorse later.....
ktmog6uk
marchingontogether!
"Don't you remember, 'we' agreed that..."
Enjoy it while it lasts :) I've made a mistake five years ago.. Never again ))I don´t get that. That blade has two edges.
If she doesn´t want to, that is ok; so you go out with someone else. She cannot both have that cake and expect to eat it
If she makes a stink about that, then yoú go touch someone else for a month
You get what you reward guys.
Fas est ab hoste doceri
"Don't worry about it, it's fine"
It's never fine...
Two things that fill me with dread from OH
1. Reminding me of anything I've ever said or done during our relationship. (How do they do that?)
2. Silence.
"You must do whatever makes you happy."
Can I borrow your iphone for a minute I want to google something. (Oh crap, did I clear the search history??!!)
Or
I have a little job for you... (You know it's not little, and take up most of the day)
My ex was always saying:
"WE need to do something about.... <insert unpalatable domestic crisis of your choice>"
Which meant that I, that is ME, had to do it.
Not her, oh no....
I've booked a holiday..(cue cashflow crisis)
Have you done that yet ..(something I'm avoiding because of cost / fear / boredom)
.... In the same sentence
'you've got a much bigger cock than all your mates'
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Then you say; ´are you sure?´
She will say yes and then you say you love her for that and do it.
"My mum's asked us round for lunch on Sunday and I've said we'll go"
- cue half a day (if I'm lucky - all day if i'm not) of complete boredom with four courses of stodge at Mrs Bucket's house (room for a pony and all that), having to make small talk with her kn0bhead, bigot step-dad. Can't even get pi$sed as I have to drive. Pretty raw this one as I just spent Paddy's day there - at least that's it done for another month or so.
Fundamental is; don´t marry
´Don´t you love me enough?´
Although the answer is that no love should infringe rights, you are better off saying that you want to be able to show her every morning that you love her so much that you chóóse to stay.
If that goes wrong you have had a lucky escape. Next.
What! 'of course you HAVE SEEN this dress/handbag before'..........
Ooooh, that's depressingly familiar;
Me/us: Clean the house, prepare and cook for several hours
Them: Come in, eat my food, drink my beer and wine, leave
Me/us: Clean up the devastation left behind
And I think I had a burger and a beer round theirs about five years ago.
Happy days
Anything that comes out of the flap in her face.
PMSL!
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Ah, that one.
I find it's an odd question. Why do women think that a pseudo-religious/state ceremony and bit of paper proves one's love any more than the words and actions that hopefully show how much one loves them?
But, of course, it is because women love symbols. The ceremony (even a registry office wedding) is a visual symbol for all to see that the attachment is real. The same applies to rings, both engagement and marriage. They are all symbols, recognised by others, displyable to others, that prove the reality.
Compared to these symbols, the actual signs of real love, the private words and actions that, in most men's minds, demonstrate real love, are only slightly important. Yes, spontanous romance is important, often provision n of security is important, as other various other genetically programmed male roles, but the symbology above really, really matters to most women.
They are women, we are men: All of us can't help being what we are. That's how our genes have programmed us. Nevertheless, I am a great believer in intellect: That humans have evolved beyond merely being controlled by our genetically programmed instincts. We can think beyond that. Sure, our instincts influence us but, unlike most other animals, we don't need to be solely controlled by them. Well, that's the theory anyway. ;-)
Same here, the dreaded "I've been thinking" or the spine chilling "all I've every wanted is a nice [insert object]"
Ah the things we do to get to insert object ;)
ROFL!
I like the silence. My wife usually tells me to slow down if she thinks I'm driving too fast. Late one summer evening the silence descended out of the blue while we were leaving Goodwood. In a Boxster S.
Olli - what does your wife's opinion have to do with your garage, where you park you rather nice car?
"A man of little significance"
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After reading all these I think maybe I should marry the girlfriend.
She despises Ikea, actively encourages me to buy watches (and has a small collection herself), can't drive manual cars so she can't touch my car, drinks pints, eats proper food and loves to travel.
She does watch the Kardashians though so, on second thoughts, the proposal is off.
Girlfriends are great!! It's the wives that are the problem :)
I'm sure she was just enjoying the ride.
Dreaded Silence - enjoy it whilst it lasts I say!
“Don’t look back, you’re not heading that way.”
My wife has realised it really isn't much of a "punishment".
This one's a killer...
"This Court doth adjudge that you be taken back to the place from whence you came, and there to be fed on bread and water till Wednesday next, when you are to be taken to the common place of execution, and there hanged by the neck until you are dead; after which your body is to be publicly dissected and anatomised, agreeable to an Act of Parliament in that case made and provided; and may God Almighty have mercy on your soul"
The wife's a judge!
Not really!
Give it time... then a ring....then a ceremony... ;)
This morning:
Her: "Happy anniversary darling, here's your card and I've got you a present for later."
Me: Oh *%^&!
So clever my foot fell off.
My car is making a funny noise
have you extricated yourself from the canine abode yet?
ktmog6uk
marchingontogether!
Been there, She lived here for almost two years before Her Daughter took Her in. Was not fun.
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