Oh the joys of living in the cuds...

[John Wall]

Came home to some inquisitive new Scottish neighbours.



Then came home to find new Scottish neighbours had smashed the fence, eaten two apple trees, lots of shrubs and all my flowers, buckled the lid and cracked the surround of the septic tank. Broken three garden ornaments and shit everywhere🤬FFS.

Then yesterday afternoon found this little fella on the floor in the living room.



Put him outside in the open shed and pleased to report that he’s gone this morning.

[number2]

Pipistrelle?
Well done you, got to help the little fellas.

n2

[dougair]

Presumably the farmer is liable for the damage?

[John Wall]

Presumably the farmer is liable for the damage?

Oh yes !
Especially after I’d asked him two days previously to put a couple of strands of electric up as the big shaggy sods were eating my hazel hedge.
Compensation talks are ongoing.

[oliverte]

Came home to some inquisitive new Scottish neighbours.



Then came home to find new Scottish neighbours had smashed the fence, eaten two apple trees, lots of shrubs and all my flowers, buckled the lid and cracked the surround of the septic tank. Broken three garden ornaments and shit everywhere🤬FFS.

Then yesterday afternoon found this little fella on the floor in the living room.



Put him outside in the open shed and pleased to report that he’s gone this morning.

Bats are awesome! Can't imagine navigating using sonar, must be fun

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[VDG]

He he I see your hounds are not really amused

[John Wall]

Pipistrelle?
Well done you, got to help the little fellas.

n2

Yep, fairly sure.
Little guy was no bigger than my thumb

[Stringer]

Blackie: “Right lads, we can’t be having these big hairy b*****ds on our turf and wrecking Master John’s garden. Which of you is going in to attack first?”

Dave: “Not me, guv, bloody massive they are!”

Woofy McWoof-face: “Who do you think I am, f*****g Lassie?! This is way above my pay grade, son. If you want me, I’ll be over there, licking my danglies.”

[VDG]

Blackie: “Right lads, we can’t be having these big hairy b*****ds on our turf and wrecking Master John’s garden. Which of you is going in to attack first?”

Dave: “Not me, guv, bloody massive they are!”

Woofy McWoof-face: “Who do you think I am, f*****g Lassie?! This is way above my pay grade, son. If you want me, I’ll be over there, licking my danglies.”

[John Wall]

[hogthrob]

I won't pass up the chance to say "Aberdeen Anus".