Reply With QuoteClucking insomnia (and no coffee since 1100hrs)...
Jane Seymour as Solitaire - oh yes, oh yes indeed.
Clucking insomnia (and no coffee since 1100hrs)...
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Jim.
Subpoenaed to court
Not until December 2014, for a case that started in 2012
+ 1,000,000Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry
Cheers
Simon
Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.
Having a couple of pints of Ringwood Fortyniner at lunch time means that this afternoon is likely to be unproductive.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
I'm in Bacup and need a tom tit.
You're in Lancashire - perfect.
I've been in my pj's all day
I'm recovering from an op so it's on doctors orders
You must to go Restor today to bring balance to your life.
Wifey got her first car today.....ever, drove me round for a trip out, did very well.
At this moment, Aston Villa are my second favourite premier league team
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I "need" a banana
[thanks to the useless facts thread]
My Wilberforce used to be 8.12 inches (by digital calipers), but recently measured and it's 7.83 inches. I believe lack of use has led to muscle atophy :(
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Need some proper winter
Spring already here
BT are shit somewhat lacking in the customer service department
The ignition point of Kiwi shoe polish was a lot lower than I thought........
Bought tickets for Ennio Morricone today.
@ Raffe:
Why? Couldn't he afford to buy his own?
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Jim.
@ Raffe:
Why? Couldn't he afford to buy his own?
He is well able to afford his own, its just that he is so old that he asked me to run the errand for him.
I think I've become addicted to Saltufo
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
All the women I find attractive are way too young for me, and the women of may own age all look, well, old.
Life's a bitch isn't it?
Just eaten my breakfast , grapes, yogurt, sultanas and home made granola
Yup
Insurance renewal for motorbike came yesterday, cheaper than last years ??? must be a typo.
Dropped a watch from a windowsill, a little over a metre high, this morning.
I didn't panic, shout, cry, what have you.
I have lost the bug.
See a doctor.
Weleda Millet-extract shampoo smells like Jägermeister - I'm not curious enough to see whether it tastes like it, though.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
On the technological front, today has been a good day. I had several things on my "to do" list, and got them all done. Upgraded the RAM in my Macbook (one of the early aluminium versions), which only came with 2gb of RAM. It now has 4gb! And, having successfully managed that, I downloaded and installed Mavericks. If you're considering this, be aware that the whole download and install procedure takes almost two hours. Well, it did for me, anyway. And that's without any problems.
And I can now watch the footage from my car camera on the Mac. And the car camera now has a 32gb SD card.
And that was all of the items on my list achieved. Which doesn't happen too often.
I'm on a roll. I just need to get the hang of the new trackpad gestures on the Mac!
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
No one noticed the fake.
Made my own ghee yesterday. Turned out really nicely - beginners' luck - considering it can get overdone if left too long or rancid if too early.
It has the most lovely caramel, honey-like, buttery taste and the smell is divine. It's like nectar from the Gods.
Use good quality (grass-fed) unsalted butter though. E.g. Kerrygold.
Better (and more healthy) for cooking in than most household oils!
I've just ordered a new garage roof from Safestyle, now Virgo - and have suddenly had the collywobbles about it, though they did a decent enough job of my windows eight years ago.
collywobbles - love that word - a true Lancashire word!
Anyway, I am tired and a bit tipsy* and I dont want to go to bed yet, but alas work means an early start...
*I consider myself tee-total, but I had an urge to buy a bottle of Jack Daniels and I have had about half a measure mixed with coke and it's gone right to my head.
I presume that "You buy one, you get one free" does not apply to their garage roofs?
Reserved something online yesterday at Screwfix and then went to pick it up this morning at Toolstation.
Yes, I did feel like a bit of a tool!
'Just got back from an exhibition at NEC.. totally knackered.
I'm too old for this.
By now every Dreadnought GMT must have changed hands.
For the record: I have three of them now. :-)
“True leadership is about allowing porcupines to cheat at chess even if they’ve flooded their own igloo, and THAT is something the party opposite will NEVER accept which is why I’ve swallowed his canoe.”
From Mark Steel's column in The Independent today
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As last, a cogent political policy that provides a real alternative to the three main parties. ;-)
You took the words out of my mouth.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
It survived a very nervous shower test, so it's coming on holiday.
I got married today. Bit happy? Oh yes! ;-)
Congrats mate,welcome to the dark side :D
Congratulations! I got eight weeks to go...
I want to be reincarnated as a honey badger.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
A days work prepping and joisting a deck until 7pm and I'm knackered.
Doing a 10Km run in the morning, better call it a night after the second glass of Rioja.
Typical, isn't it? You take your eye off them for 10 seconds, and they go and change stuff.
The Paris - Dakar rally, which runs (in my mind) from Paris in France to Dakar in Senegal, was this year run between Rosario, Santa Fe, Argentina and Valparaíso, Chile. The last time the rally ended in Dakar was 2007, and it has been run in South America since 2008. It's just called the Dakar these days.
Curry and beer, bad idea.
Bizarre!
Retracted post - misguided - apologies offered for any bending of rules it was not intended to deceive in any way.
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