Do young people not get cold ankles?
I dreamt that I fancied Liz Truss (the polite version)
Do young people not get cold ankles?
I've spent ages investigating the under-counter kitchen fridge for a strange buzzing noise in recent months, and have just discovered that it is emanating from a Smiths Tuning Fork clock that I mounted on the wall above it.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
I dropped a load so big earlier that I was honestly scared when I saw it staring back at me.
Had to marvel at it for a good 20 seconds before flushing. Never seen anything like it before.
Some big houses around Oxshott.
Where are you going with that microwave?
Turns out that listening to Iggy Pop isn't a valid excuse for speeding. Crazy world.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Lust for life? Arizona dream?
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
In that case I suggest «*Beyond the law*»
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
I love EV's.
True or false?
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Now where is that safe place in which I put that envelope of Canadian dollars twelve months ago?
A few live woodlice indoors is one thing, but after applying some powder around the place you end up with hundreds of dead ones lying all about. Not sure which is worse!
That watch she's wearing doesn't look water-proof, but as long as it's fluid-proof should be ok.
I have hit my 40s and become catnip for women - yet am the most socially nailed-down I have ever been.
God likes a laugh, doesn’t he…
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Why are fish puns so popular on this forum?
I have definitely taken advantage of the all-inclusive bar today. Started with a Pina Colada at 10.30 and haven't stopped since. I am probably a national disgrace as a Brit abroad. I apologise to the natives of this beautiful island.
Now the rudd-y things are spreading.
No trains out of London Euston this weekend means I am randomly in Sheffield on my way to Liverpool.
Remember what the dormouse said.
I think if I ate lamb chops in public the same way I eat them at home women with no morals would proposition me.
Why would someone put solar panels on the roof of a cricket ground?
I went to the Sinn factory on Monday
I didn’t buy anything.
I think I might be cured.
I think you have put that harness on your French bulldog the wrong way around.
Played golf for the second time in 12 years yesterday.
Wanted to hate it but bloody loved it!
Where's that left handed rabbit hole!
Why did I click on "Update and restart now"?
Am I the only one who, on hearing a police siren, starts humming the theme tune to The Bill?
Every. Single. Time.
It seems it's actually Therapy's cover of it that has the siren in the song - would've sworn it was in the priest version too, but maybe my brain has just been adding that for me for years...
https://youtu.be/VXMVwn2hK3Y?si=pEfjCSFXPvyDbRqv