"Windows that bite" , I expected another image of an expensive kettle mullered by unintentional contact with a piece of ,usually, inanimate domestic fixture or fitting.
British & Irish Loins 2021
F.T.F.A.
"Windows that bite" , I expected another image of an expensive kettle mullered by unintentional contact with a piece of ,usually, inanimate domestic fixture or fitting.
Onanism model 1 - Precocious mental release
Satisfactory cross dress, a struggle
Ball Engineer masturbates two divers
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Wanted - Rolex public transport coffins
You can't bear London.
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Sperm emits from 'my own' ass
Beaten to it!
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Ha, just came here to post the exact same thing
Wood Duvets
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Wool Transplant.
Hair Duvets.
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Jim.
Wife in garden Room??
What to do with cowboy carpet muncher
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Goose boobies
Anal fibrillation? Ablution.
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Landscaping berk
Mistress Advice (Mistress in a Box)
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Balls
Sent through the ether by diddling with radio waves
Buying a goat
'EV-UK - A Friendly Place To Discuss Electric Vehicles...'
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Jim.
New C*ntache
It's wanker boob time
Brimming
(I refer you to urban dictionary)
Hero kkk
Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.
The Biggest Strapon Sale EVER!!!!
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Eclectic cats-got to be inviolable option now?
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Has anyone on here got a Garmin gash cam with parking guard
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Helping relatives avoid hammers
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Recommend me a nice scream maker
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Playdoh Donation
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Royal Shakespeare Company - not what it used to be
Password forgotten...(TUG TV)...heeeeelllllppppppp
Which dud!
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
"You gotta know when to hold em and know when to fold em".
Full Nicola Sturgeon Moon today.
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Scotland's Amy Pirnie successfully defends her World Tittie...
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Just been given a pangolin - any prayers here?