One day too early I think...
Ok, I feel it's high time for my Elf sighting story. There is no punchline - I really saw what I believe was an Elf.
I was driving back home late one Summer's night sometime in the 1980s. I had been out drinking with a group of friends, but I was the designated driver that night (we took it in turns to drive) so I had not touched a drop of alcohol all night.
I'd dropped the last mate off at his home and was driving down a country road. I knew the road well and must have driven down there a thousand times (still do).
It was pitch dark, middle of nowhere, early hours of the morning, with no other traffic, so headlights were on full beam. As I rounded a gentle(ish) bend this small figure was about to step into the road. I could clearly see it in the headlights as it's head snapped round with a surprised look in my direction. As I passed it, the figure stepped smartly backward up against a road-side Oak tree, and stood upright and rigid in an attempt to blend in with the tree.
Needless to say I was as surprised as the Elf! And without thinking, I 'jammed the anchors' on, screeched to a stop, put the car in reverse, juddered back down the road, jumped out of the car and sprinted over to the Oak tree (I could sprint in those days). Annddd... nothing. Of course the Elf was long gone by this time. I called out 'Hello' a few times, but to no avail.
Eventually, after searching the undergrowth a bit, I got back in the car and continued home.
I believe have a vivid memory of it to this day. I'll described the figure:
About 3.5 to 4 foot tall.
NOT a child, as proportioned like an adult.
Slim and delicate looking (gracile I believe is the word).
Dressed head to toe in Beige (Yes Beige!) including some type of hat.
So there you have it. I am thoroughly convinced and believe I saw an Elf.
P.S. I have also seen a Fairy, but that's a different story...
Anybody else had similar experiences?
One day too early I think...
Sounds like you startled a small adult who naturally ran like heck to hide when they heard you screech to a halt and reverse. That sort of driving behaviour at night when on a country lane typically indicates nefarious intent, I'd suggest!
Sorry, but someone has to say it - was he part of the National Elf Service?
Yep definitely seen the Lincoln imp a couple of times.
The mrs and I had a peculiar experience in NZ, more of a deja vu or doppelgänger than a faerie encounter but it was odd...we were driving on the Forgotten Highway, a fairly sparsely inhabited region. It was late afternoon, when we passed a very large chap dressed in what appeared to be a boiler suit, walking alongside the road he was carrying what looked like a machete which we both thought was a bit odd but concluded he was a farm worker on his way home..about a quarter hour later so perhaps ten miles further down the road I swear we passed him again...same striking build, same boiler suit and yup machete!
It wasn’t Halloween but perhaps someone was throwing a fancy dress Party. We didn’t pull over to ask him though. And for full disclosure no booze or substances had been ingested...spooky even Years later.
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I've genuinely seen a UFO.
Also had 2 ghost encounters... I think...
Maybe if you'd called out 'Hello' in Elf he would have understood you better.
VW Fastback
And does anyone know the Elf for 'Hello'? Cos I don't.
Sightings like this are kept on file at the Gnome Office.
Could have been a Dobby...
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
Richard Dawkins may be interested.
They were indeed rear engined Peter, and also rear wheel drive. We had a small fleet of Imps at Durham when I joined the Fire Service in 1975. We also had a Water Relay Unit, a big long van , that carried four of the Coventry Climax engines used in the Imps, that powered pumps for open water use. The Hydraulic Platform we had also had one mounted in a side locker for boosting incoming water up to the branch (squirter to you) in the cage. The engines were all aluminium and comparatively light, so four men could lift one off the WRU using fold out handles. Happy days!
F.T.F.A.
My grandmother went to her grave claiming to have seen a witch flying on her broomstick (complete with cat) one night in the Forest of Dean.
My neighbour (ex RAF pilot and BA Captain) swears he saw more UFO’s than you could shake a stick out.
The truth is out there.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
My late father reckoned he was in a minibus on his way to work when the driver stopped to pick up a hitch hiker who later turned out to be one of the Great Train Robbery gang who was on the run. This would have been somewhere in Somerset or Devon.
Is that you, Banksy?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hilman-im...p2047675.l2557
Great story OP and I'm not going to cast aspersions, I have no doubt that the universe is very much stranger than we currently think.
The great Mike Parkes was on the team who designed and engineered the Hilman Imp. Another excellent British car blighted with reliability problems.
I saw a Horse Fly once.
Once I saw a Scotsman get a round in. Hard to imagine but true.