A brand new Rolex Daytona in an AD window at RRP.
(1) World Peace
(2) A curtailment of avarice.
(3) The end of sexual harassment & related self-serving indiscretions.
Chalk it up to human nature.
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A brand new Rolex Daytona in an AD window at RRP.
90% of this planet being intelligent and educated.
Extinction of forum trolls.
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
A euromillions win of £133 million
Vehicle Excise Duty actually being spent on the roads.
The USA confirming it faked the moon landings.
Topical, as I live here - a united Ireland.
Another Clinton in the Whitehouse.
Roy from Blade Runner:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
A stalker taking care of his family instead of trying to find out who is who
Extra £350m a week for the NHS ?
Flying cars.
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads".
Honest banker
Competent government
Efficient council workers (especially road repairs)
A Rolex thread that doesn’t descend into mayhem
Pregnant man?
(So-called) celebrity without luminous teeth?
Benefit scroungers working?
Forum members who do not realise they are responding to trolls.
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
Gun Control in the USA
Brexit.
School leavers with mental arithmetic
A announcement from Rolex that this year they are decreasing prices by 10%
Leeds getting promotion.
Me wearing leather trousers, becoming a scratch golfer or having a full head of hair
also
Alien life form
Tele-transportation
proof that God exists
enough money for the NHS or education or anything
the abolition of income tax
peace in the Middle East
cold fusion
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Corbyn the commie being Prime Minister!
My daughter tidying her bedroom
Beer @ 1p a pint - Again !!!
Petrol @ 3/6p a Gallon !!!
Half-Life 3
A woman pleased with what she has
Fórmula 1 like It used to be
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England winning football world cup
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Extremists; everyone goes mental over everything these days; whether it be religion, politics, veganism, you name it people get offended by everything these days, they are softer than anyone gone before them. It’s great to be considered but being a cock-socket softie isn’t good.
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A man eating his own head
Sorry, but according to Monty Python it's already been done . . .
Much to his dad and mum's dismay
Horace ate himself one day
He didn't stop to say his grace
He just sat down and ate his face
"We can't have this!" his dad declared
"If that lad's ate he should be shared"
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late for they were gone
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh foolish child!" the father mourned
"You could have deep-fried those with prawns"
Some parsely and some tartar sauce..."
But H was on his second course;
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue
"To think I raised himn from the cot
And now he's gone to scoff the lot!"
His mother cried what shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept her son was seen
To eat his head his heart his spleen
And there he lay, a boy no more
Just a stomach on the floor...
None the less since it was his
They ate it - and that's what haggis is
F.T.F.A.