PMSL... spot on!
What they REALLY mean
ADVENTUROUS = Likes Anal
ATHLETIC = No Tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Gets Pissed Easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face Like A Robbers Dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex Husband Is A Bleedin Nutter
NEW-AGE = Hairy, With A Smelly Fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic
CURVY = Chubby Cow
CUDDLY = Fat Cow
LIKES EATING OUT - Lazy Fat Cow
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
PMSL... spot on!
good one Peter :lol:
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
:toothy10:
:D :D :D
Thomas
:lol: Excellent :lol:
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F.T.F.A.
I think I've been out with most of those...!
Fantastic.!
I like the new age one.! :D :lol:
deano
Not that I would seek a girlfriend or any other friend through an ad ( I must be the only one in my workplace who, at one time or another, has not been interested in these ads or Facebook), but they do seem spot on. Like the house ads: "A fixer-upper for the handyman" = A smoking heap of rubble.
:lol: :lol:
Duly copied and forwarded!
Thanks!
Westy
:D :D :D But hopefully I'll never have to find out if true!
/vince ..
Hillarious. 8)
Cheers,
Ben
..... for I have become the Jedi of flippers
" an extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife "
likes obscure music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3jRjOKrHw
LOL very good :-) :lol:
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I am not even going to see where that link goes....
A REAL PILE OF SHIT WALI thanks for posting :albino:Originally Posted by wali
A few more ...
Bubbly ... Propensity to froth at the mouth
Blonde ... Has a cupboardful of Peroxide
Cuddly ... obese chocaholic
Slim ... anorexic
Enjoys dining out ... will cost you a fortune
Looks much younger ... but will need more plastic surgery soon
Good figure ... after the last boob and suction jobs
Smart ... has a Harvey Nichols account she cant pay off
Enjoys travelling ... looking for someone to pay for the next cruise
Maybe something more ... if you pay for the cruise
Quiet nights in ... records and watches all the soaps
Cheers
dunk
"Well they would say that ... wouldn't they!"
:mrgreen:
Reminds me of this:
Brilliant, that's getting sent around the office tomorrow!! :D