Colin is very important, but Vienna? This means nothing to me.
I got stuck in traffic once... In my Honda!
I know, i shouldn't boast, but what can you do? it's a true story.
Has anyone ever posted a poll asking whether they should post a poll?
In any case, all the important polls have already been done...
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...-norks-or-buns
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...eptable-dinner
There's a chap who also drinks in our local who's known as Honda John I don't think he owns a Colin scouse or otherwise, he's also known as John the gardener, Honda John that is not Scouse Colin, that would be most strange. John the gardener or Honda John should you rather has also been referred to in my presence as Jimmy Savile for some reason.
I see some enjoyed looking out of my window and perhaps you'll enjoy
Honda of unknown type
Window of my world sans Honda
In the post was a recall for my Honda.
Our Sebo is 7 years old, every so often we have to change the dust bag.
My wife has Alpro coconut milk in her coffee. Horrible stuff.
I've only ever heard my Mum swear once, and that was when I told her my German ex was divorcing me, her comment was (she was 85 at the time) 'Fecking Germans they bombed my school and now there giving me more grief'. I'm undecided on how I shall vote referendum I always was pro Europe.
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You have reached the end of the internet.
Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.
You Sir, are a cad and bounder and aren't called Colin, you are the kind of cad and bounder, not called Colin who feels free to play fast and loose with another's reputation. And, and thats just not Cricket. You Sir, the cad and bounder not called Colin should consider yourself slapped on the face and the gauntlet thrown down.
You Sir, the cad and bounder not called Colin I demand an apology or satisfaction on the field of honour.
We also have a Sebo not 7 years old though, its 3 I think but we did call him Colin, here he is...
What a place for a reunion. Where is it? East Acton? Poona? Give me a bit of notice and I could enlist the help of Matron Todt here at Sunnyside; we'd soon have the other inmates running up a 'Welcome home, flyboys from the staffel' banner to match the one Colin made.
I once knew a chap called Nicol, I think he was dyslexic.
I don't have a Honda or a neighbour, but I do have a (business) partner called Colin, which is not his real name - but he prefers it to George ,which is not his real name either.
I once gave a pound coin to a chap called Colin from Lincoln, he was a bit of a pillock.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodrķguez
I might see Terry today who doesn't own a Honda.
It's my wife's birthday today, on my way to buy her flowers. Not sure what the chap who runs the flower place is called or what car he drives. I find out.
Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.