Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
Not polished at all, I can guarantee. But as a compromise, we could have a few humpen beier at your preferred pub and then move on to have a Schweinshaxe at Mousel's Cantine once we get hungry?
John Prescott on the Today programme - shudder. I have no idea what he's talking about but I imagine he also has a rather more personal version of this problem. Apologies for making this comment in G&D but it really wasn't worth creating a new thread in the BP and, anyway, the discussion is about clowning rather than politics.
I'll get my coat in any case; once I've worked out how to wear the belt on the back correctly.
Libraries - how amazing the service is now. Free mags to read at home on your PC or tablet. Free downloadable books and audiobooks. Free use of a PC in the library if you need it. Amazing.
I've just eaten half a pound of raclette. Somebody call a doctor.
I have a cold nose...
Just arrived to Stockholm to see my first snow for 2014. I could live without, tbh.
Why do the Three Musketeers never have muskets?
Why do all politicians(it seems) use that awful phrase:
"Let me be absolutely clear on this................."
B
Because it sounds better than "I'm going to lie in your face"?
Just discovered it's quite easy to fool my bint into thinking she's misdialled me and called a Chinese takeaway.
Bought a Spyderco (again....) a Starmate so it could be my last.
Last one :D I think I'm inlove into Seiko:) :thumbup:
You can always tell when they are about to lie...they open their mouths
Minus 12 today. The flaps on Cedric had to come down.
Is it actually possible to buy a watch that will stop me only wanting more?
Must stop being an arse, it's not their fault.
Blimey
I still haven't worked out why there was a bloke wearing a Bayern Munich dressing gown walking past Charing Cross station earlier.
Perhaps a momentary outbreak of madness?
I'm bored out of my feckin tits!
A chalazion, also known as a meibomian gland lipogranuloma, is a cyst in the eyelid.
Hot salt water appears to do no good in getting rid of the damn thing.
After eighteen months ownership I've discovered my car has a heated steering wheel.
Lol, I did similar with a BMW sunroof, didn't know it could tilt as well as slide :-)
I've just found some chocolate that the wife bought in the cupboard, and oh my god, they are fecking lovely!
Chocolate puddles from Hotel Chocolate...there ain't gonna be many left when she gets home!
I feel like someones stapped on my face and tried to rip my eyes out! - stupid sinus's....
Which cupboard did she buy it in?
Baking croissants for traffic wardens.
At 48, I will be a first-time father. Cool.
Best news of the dayAt 48, I will be a first-time father. Cool.
At 48, I will be a first-time father. Cool.
I was 40 and thought I was old!!
Many contrats it's bloody fantastic - my boy is just turning 12 and remains the best thing I have ever done.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Replaced one shelve in our pantry with 5 sliding draws. Now the wife can buy even more stuff that she then throws away because it goes past the eat by date.
Waitrose will be happy.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Then your good lady needs to shop here: http://www.approvedfood.co.uk/ I put one test order in and everything is fine. So far, as of this precise moment, I'm still alive.
It’s weird that the Seiko 5 has so many variants; I’ve seen many of ‘em that look completely dissimilar. Anyway, I keep seeing Seiko 5’s mentioned in people’s recommended watches lists or comments. That said, people tend to say they quite like its cost/value ratio.
Dunno. Just some thoughts!
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I have finally managed international air travel with a Tesco briefcase. Why have I not managed this before; it's the future.
Seiko 5's are great, - I've just bought my first '5'.
I've got a few other Seiko's too..... I'm beyond saving.
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Heard Eye of the Tiger (Rocky soundtrack) in the gym the other day. Must've been the first time I can remember at any gym. Surprised you don't hear it a lot more...very motivating!
Well done!At 48, I will be a first-time father. Cool.
Nice one. Jiggedy jiggedy.At 48, I will be a first-time father. Cool.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Saw Dallas buyers club last night.
Felt like a film with one eye on Oscar nominations.
Also felt like i had seen it before
(But still a good film)
Oops.
I tried. I really did.
Why not use the little blue pill as usual Steve ? ;)
Cheers
Simon
Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.
I never need them after he's removed his top
Hahahahahahahaha !!!!!!I never need them after he's removed his top
Cheers
Simon
Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.
Wife's away so I decided to go out and get a kebab - ordered a large one. Got it home and despite it being "lish" I could only eat 50% (and I really tried).
There was a time when I could have done that, after 5 point of Stella and then shagged a slapper.
Old age age is very cruel.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm finding that. I used often to measure the quality of my dinner only if it was an equilateral triangle in section... Nowadays it's all changed, except for chocolate.
I went to see the lego movie, and thought it was a bit weird.
But I love the song.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Just made my first purchase from an SC dealer.
Not a big spend, but the dealer is donating 15% to the fundraiser
My ex-gf has come back into my life.
I just saw Elijah Wood at Heathrow airport, and totally failed to recognise him. Hobbit feet would have helped.
Just enjoyed a film on Blu Ray, and decided to partake in the 'Special Features'.
Somewhat disappointingly the 'Special Feature' (yes, singular) was the trailer. That was it
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