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    Quote Originally Posted by michalko82 View Post
    Seen 2 crows mating near the footpaths on the ground, just behind the fence...and I thought...dirty birds, get a nest or private branch. However I was quite pleased to see this rare occurance, as I've never seen it before

    Next morning one of them was still there...dead

    I thing they were not mating...
    It was funnier when I read "cows"....thought, "what's this then about a nest?"

    Just waking up.....need more coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by demer03 View Post
    It was funnier when I read "cows"....thought, "what's this then about a nest?"

    Just waking up.....need more coffee.
    I did that too

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    No matter how many times you create a new post for the mint Bulova Accutron on Sales Corner, we all know it's been on for ages and it's far too dear.

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    Forget the run of the mill Sausage Roll . . . a Haggis Roll is the new taste sensation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    There's a luxury department store in Mexico City called Liverpool. If only they knew....

    There is also one in Playa de carmen - not far from a "gentlemen's club" call Chilly Willy's. I kid you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewcregan View Post
    Forget the run of the mill Sausage Roll . . . a Haggis Roll is the new taste sensation
    I have to agree!

    Anyways...I am currently thinking Malt or a Bacardi.

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    Why am I reading this.

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    Proud new owner of a karcher window vac . It's a revelation .
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Neighbours guitar playing is now starting to p*** me off.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath View Post
    Proud new owner of a karcher window vac . It's a revelation .

    Bugger me, I took delivery of one on Friday - clearly the marketing campaign is working well.

    Small world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath View Post
    Proud new owner of a karcher window vac . It's a revelation .
    Enjoy it fats - thanks for the invite to the pensioner Buddhist GTG btw........
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg View Post
    Bugger me, I took delivery of one on Friday - clearly the marketing campaign is working well.

    Small world.
    bought as a result of the 'window cleaning' thread in the g and d. i have dithered for ages and finally succumbed to the lure of a rock and roll lifestyle after having availed myself of john lewis's price matching scheme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK View Post
    Enjoy it fats - thanks for the invite to the pensioner Buddhist GTG btw........
    you mean youre not coming chris?
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath View Post
    bought as a result of the 'window cleaning' thread in the g and d. i have dithered for ages and finally succumbed to the lure of a rock and roll lifestyle after having availed myself of john lewis's price matching scheme.

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    you mean youre not coming chris?
    I never said that - what's on offer?.........
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK View Post
    I never said that - what's on offer?.........
    parkour for the over 60's
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath View Post
    parkour for the over 60's
    Hmm - I am fairly active and play squash 3 times a week and swim on other days - coupled to snowboarding 3 or 4 times per month. Does this have a multiple free love virgin element or is the bar complimentary?
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    I find midget birds horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66 View Post
    I find midget birds horny.
    Proper (aka Star Wars) midgets or just short birds?
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK View Post
    Hmm - I am fairly active and play squash 3 times a week and swim on other days - coupled to snowboarding 3 or 4 times per month. Does this have a multiple free love virgin element or is the bar complimentary?
    yes

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    does anyone else remember working week or is it just me
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66 View Post
    I find midget birds horny.
    For years I thought Midget Gems were just sweets, now it seems it's a video collection as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK View Post
    Proper (aka Star Wars) midgets or just short birds?
    Proper diddy ones Chris, but I now fear that Star Wars comment has just taken my fetish in another direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath View Post
    yes

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    does anyone else remember working week or is it just me
    You and a couple of others....

    Jealousy is a terrible thing...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66 View Post
    Proper diddy ones Chris, but I now fear that Star Wars comment has just taken my fetish in another direction.
    These are not the midgets you are looking for................
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66 View Post
    Proper diddy ones Chris, but I now fear that Star Wars comment has just taken my fetish in another direction.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66 View Post
    Proper diddy ones Chris, but I now fear that Star Wars comment has just taken my fetish in another direction.
    Well, each to their own I guess. Here you go ...


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    My mother in law is buried in a woodland site. Each grave has a tree, chosen from one of four native British species. When we went today, one grave had a palm tree.

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    Most Thrilling Drive Ever

    Dad bought mum a Fiat 500 (proper one - not the Fiaty Fordy new thing) way back in the seventies and I occasionally got to borrow it. Every journey was "on the edge" of its full potential with lousy roadholding, hardly any brakes, no power etc. It's the most thrilling and fun drive I've ever had! Handbrake and "G" turns were amazing with no front end grip and all the weight at the back. I still have a pain in the neck from trying to see below the roof line and stomach cramps from having my knees under my armpits whilst wrestling with the steering wheel!
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    hmm i lost sc ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66 View Post
    I find midget birds horny.
    [subtext]Steve finally realises that small hands make his duck-dick look bigger.[/subtext]

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    phew, found it

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66 View Post
    I find midget birds horny.
    Of course you do dear!

    But you seem to find anything with a pulse and sweat glands horny

    Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewcregan View Post
    Forget the run of the mill Sausage Roll . . . a Haggis Roll is the new taste sensation
    You can get vegetarian haggis...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kettle View Post
    You can get vegetarian haggis...
    Yes you can, but would you eat it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captainhowdy View Post
    Yes you can, but would you eat it?
    probably not

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMP0T1 View Post
    probably not
    I prefer meat.

    If I ever became a vegetarian, it would be because I hate plants, not because I love animals....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kettle View Post
    I prefer meat.

    If I ever became a vegetarian, it would be because I hate plants, not because I love animals....
    lol i wouldn't be a vegetarian meat tastes too good and salad never looks as good as a sizzling steak ...

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    I'd have a few greens with a steak but the best veg with steak: chips.

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    If we have vegetarian friends over, we make a point of cooking a vegetarian meal for them.

    How come they don't cook me steak when we go to their place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kettle View Post
    I prefer meat.

    If I ever became a vegetarian, it would be because I hate plants, not because I love animals....
    If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quoll View Post
    If we have vegetarian friends over, we make a point of cooking a vegetarian meal for them.

    How come they don't cook me steak when we go to their place?
    Veggies are 'special' and need delicate treatment.

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    I think I've just walked past Dick Emery.

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    I walked 20k today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    I think I've just walked past Dick Emery.
    He died 30 years ago; were you in a cemetery? If not, which of his characters did you have a close encounter with?



    * 30 years? 30 freaking years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
    remember youre made out of meat too. why dont you ask a lion what he thinks ?
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath View Post
    remember youre made out of meat too. why dont you ask a lion what he thinks ?
    I am pretty aware what a lion would think about this topic. That's why I try to stay away from them as much as possible. It has worked so far...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hogthrob View Post
    He died 30 years ago; were you in a cemetery? If not, which of his characters did you have a close encounter with?



    * 30 years? 30 freaking years?
    Indeed - must have been some other silver haired queen. Pink plimsolls, blazer and waistcoat topped off with a purple rinse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    Indeed - must have been some other silver haired queen. Pink plimsolls, blazer and waistcoat topped off with a purple rinse.
    Sounds divine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    Indeed - must have been some other silver haired queen. Pink plimsolls, blazer and waistcoat topped off with a purple rinse.
    Quentin Crisp? He's not been dead as long so it's more likely him.

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    I don't suppose that it could have been Chris Huhne adopting a low profile following his return to society?
    Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    Indeed - must have been some other silver haired queen. Pink plimsolls, blazer and waistcoat topped off with a purple rinse.
    Dick Emery was married five times & had four children. Doubtful he was a "silver haired queen", except when playing his
    character "Clarence", also known as "Honky Tonks".

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    Quote Originally Posted by waynertron View Post
    Quentin Crisp? He's not been dead as long so it's more likely him.
    Now that made me burst out laughing!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwg663 View Post
    Dick Emery was married five times & had four children. Doubtful he was a "silver haired queen", except when playing his
    character "Clarence", also known as "Honky Tonks".
    IIRC he had a bit of a reputation for chasing skirt. ;-)

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    As you can imagine this chap was something of a ringer for Honky Tonks.

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