In the office alone today and eating all the biscuits. I didn't buy them which makes them all the tastier
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
I am being forced to use a replacement mobile phone at the moment, that has none of my contacts stored in it.
Given that I grew up in an era of dial telephones and no moblie phones at all, why do I now stare in horror at the phone every time it rings and I can't see who's on the other end?
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I can escape from a submerged capsized helicopter.
I have just had to move my car from one side of my work building (aircraft hangar) to the other; a trip of about 300 yards. Because i would complete this at no more than 20 miles per hour i decided not to wear my seatbelt. And do you know what? The 'no seatbelt' alarm on my car (07 VW Passat) was beeping at exactly the same BPM and at the same time as the song on my CD player (ZZ Top - 'It's Too Easy Mañana').......................just sayin'!
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow and I've not bought her anything yet.........................shit is going to hit the fan tomorrow and I guess I better get the dog house ready!
just go already!
I think I'm in the Austrian branch of Black's Books.
Edit: and a fecking chihauha with a hoodie has just gone past.
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Nick Clegg's jowls have really expanded, hanging low and out there. Has stress made him put on weight so fast?
Just conducted my first interviews from the other side.
I.e. interviewer, rather than interviewee.
Both were good candidates, with strengths in different areas. I'm happy to have either, but I do feel for the one that doesn't get it. I feel slightly duplicitous recommending one over the other.
Fortunately, the final decision goes to a colleague of mine, but he can be a bit of a cock.
z
Some interesting views on responsibility & disclosure in this thread.
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...-Damage-Advice
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Jim.
Badly-trained dog, dreadful curtains. Cat's arse.
I should have waited for the introduction before assuming my consultant's secretary was selling me something I didn't want and telling her to f**k right off
Just had my first mince pie of the season
Why was I advised 4 weeks for replacement Omega paperwork/cards 8 weeks ago and have come home to an email to say another 2 weeks .Thats 10 weeks
Johnny Evans isn't as good as he thinks he is ;)
z
Is it just me, or does anyone else practise lip reading by watching Babestation?
3 things:
1. I can't believe I actually watch X-Factor USA with interest. Slightly embarrassed about that.
2. Chloe Kardashain is a terrible host. Bad attitude, confrontational, irritating. She should pay more attention to Mario Lopez and pick up a few pointers (like, I dunno, be polite?)
3. Demi Lovado, or whatever her name is, is remarkably dense. It almost hurts when she speaks.
Wow... that felt... good.
a) XP takes an age to install on a PII laptop.
b) It runs surprisingly well in 192MB on said PII laptop.
c) The only thing that gives it problems on a PII are Javascript-heavy web pages, no matter what browser is being used. But this is not XP's fault. Interesting though.
In a world where we normally bleat about poor service, today I was pleasantly surprised by the friendly, helpful staff at Starbucks, Charnock Richard services on the M6 northbound.
Just the little things that make a difference - like warming the honey (for my porridge) in warm water for me :)
z
Na gunga dipper deng.
China blocks access to TZ-UK !
I've been regularly checking Sales Corner for off topic items.
Phones, tablets, other tech, jackets etc...
Watches don't feature.
I've no idea - just thought this was a random site to block (unless we've had some vehement anti regime threads?), when other sites aren't eg, the other watch site.
I was only there a day, so wasn't bothered about trying to get around any blocks - just thought it a little off the wall.
im bored of being ill.
I wish parents would make their children behave properly in restaurants - if they have to bring them along.
B
I had a phone call from Eddie today
i didnt know that the easter island heads had bodies.
i am so behind with the news an ting.
I really wish I wasn't so bad at "finding a safe place"
I think I am becoming a girl.
I thought I could handle my chillies, but last night eating a whole red one in a Thai curry has me jump out of my seat shouting "Jes** Chri**!".
It was the hottest thing I ever ate. And it hurt this morning also.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Had a new bank card delivered today.
Why the feck is the little white panel on the back of the card so bleedin' small????
I'm looking out of my office window at the sun setting in the stubble fields behind my house, but I feel really guilty about the fact that some parts of the country are being flooded and generally having a really awful time.
I can't do anything about it, but still feel bad watching the lovely golden afternoon sun here.
i have just had a 35 year old man in my office squealing like an irate stuck pig because i asked him to tidy his room.
older than me.
proper kevin teenage temper tantrum.
MAN UP.