Wondering if I should get a Disney bell for my commuter bike.
:hello1:Originally Posted by verv
Wondering if I should get a Disney bell for my commuter bike.
Why had I not noticed the tyres on my wife's Mini needed replacing before the weekend ?
My shoulders are sore. Ugh.
Too skinny. Too pale and interesting. She doesn't look like a lot of fun to me. I want a girl who'll get down to a 3 course dinner, laugh, drink her share (and not mind if you do too) and if necessary, fart ! :DOriginally Posted by hogthrob
What are you going to talk about ? - Chekhov plays :?:
Nah, she looks a boring, moody tart and being a lesbian, she wouldn't appreciate your best sweaty efforts :shock: :D
I need to get out more.
Power cuts = bad
Generators = good
I've been waiting for this thread for a while!!!
Why is a television abbreviated to a TV but a telephone is not a TP.
Also, a telephone is referred to as a phone but a television is not referred to as a vision.
Why????? :?
It really annoys me that the poor smoke so much.
They're just doing their bit to help the pensions crisis.Originally Posted by notenoughwrists
I'd rather lick alexaff's armpit after a game of squash than take another bite of this 'free gift' homage chocolate from Steinhart.
I've never had an unexplained and unexpected foot cramp before.
I don't care for them.
Have you heard the good news about our prophet Joseph Smith? :lol: :lol:
I'd forgotten how much I enjoy Monkeys dressed as famous people & fairground music.
How much meat can I get off this chicken carcass?
Going online at 11.00pm to investigate a fault that is bugging me is not a good work life balance
Still online at 1am... and i am going to work tomorrow
My wee smells weird this morning.
Does the battery in the Carbon Monoxide Alarm need changing :?:
Ill let you know tomorrow
I craved beans on toast all day yesterday (the ones with the little sausages in; with cheese and worcestershire sauce); on reflection and after inspecting the bowl this morning perhaps it wasn't my finest hour. I'm thinking of getting a Mass said for myself.
I should be updating records and preparing for a visit to a client. Instead I'm browsing watch forums.
Do I have to many watches for a normal sane person
How do they possibly know that every single snow flake is unique?
...and who are "they"?
Gray
Now you've done it, THEY will be round soon...... :shock: :pale:Originally Posted by gray
I can't be arsed.
Staff gifts : VAT is chargeable by the employer when an employee receives gifts totalling more than £50 in a year. Turkeys however, are zero rated for VAT purposes :!:
bellinis or martinis? or why not both?
Oil of ulay or oil of olay ?
why cheese and onion crisp's and not onion and cheese :?:
Red or white or sparkling ?
Why am I the only one on our street who hasn't put my tree and lights up yet? Either they are a wee bit giddy or I'm a miserable git.
Quite correct. It's only the 7th.Originally Posted by Pudspud2005
The greater product first?Originally Posted by macdaddymac
Michelin star lunch consumed. Can I get away with a sneeky fart in the office?
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
Why are so many of the chocolate varieties in a tin of Quality Street rubbish?
Who is Bob?
I got a brain and a penis, but not nuff blood to run them both at the same time
I gave up 6 years ago after 25 years of smoking, and, like you, I found it really easy. I was amazed, but I think I'd just got to the point where I didn't like it any more, it made me feel ill, and I'd had enough. Good luck with it, you will feel much better for giving up (takes a while, but eventually you'll feel a whole lot better, will be able to breath properly, and taste food).Originally Posted by horrovac
Bloody ficus.
Hard gym session. Want to go to be but not sure if I've the energy to move.
Got all hyped up for double spinning tonight only to have it cancelled 5 minutes before the start :evil:
or fully depress the D keyOriginally Posted by darrenw
Quite how will I justify another car to SWMBO?
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
My house is overflowing with junk we should never have bought.
This is the umpteenth time I've miss read the title of this thread as "The random divorce thread" is this because I'm scanning, I'm dislexic or wishful thinking.......
Indee :wink:Originally Posted by hogthrob
just you :wink:Originally Posted by Captain Morgan
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Oh no... the Christmas spirit arrived this morning.
I now can't stop humming, singing or whistling "Have yourself a merry little Christmas"
... and the day started out so well, couldn't open my eyes, felt sick with a major dose of winter sadness and apathy.
Oh well, ho hum, ho, ho ho ho ho ho oh no :blackeye:
Bah! Humbug
Gray
Should I have done it? Will she really appreciate it?
dunk
"Well they would say that ... wouldn't they!"