This is a ridiculous and tedious argument.
(putting stuff in the dishwasher vs rinsing stuff before it goes in the dishwasher)
There is no custard in the cupboard :cry:
This is a ridiculous and tedious argument.
(putting stuff in the dishwasher vs rinsing stuff before it goes in the dishwasher)
I have a phobia concerning wellingtons.
Big toenails are sore, time to chop the claws again
Should stop checking my sales post.No,not here.
^ Where then?
Just finished making chilli jam... first attempt, hoping all will be well :P
I've got two scars on my bawbag, as they say around these (private) parts :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Jim.
Does anyone actually watch 'Midsomer Murders' FFS
Do I fit the seats and door cards, or just seats only?
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I did have a fried egg sarnie for lunch and it was good :)
I've bought new valve caps for my new car even though I don't take delivery for another 7ish weeks.
Should I drink a can of coca cola now or in about an hour?
Iv just got knocked out of the ipops $500k gtd event,ran aces into a set. :cry:
I dont feel very happy at all.
Washing up now or continue to browse TZ and washing up later?
On average, if only one person in a thousand loses a quid down the sofa every year, that's about £60,000 lost down the nation's sofas...
I get a cramp like feeling in the arch of my foot when I rest it on the edge of a stool while surfing the net - oh well
Gray
That Justin Bieber needs a slap.
CAR CLAMPERS ARE WANKERS!!!!!!!
Can I tear myself away from the log fire to go for a p!ss ?
+1 £95 at meadowhall last week :twisted: just bought a bargain t shirt then had to pay them fu....s .Originally Posted by dizz
That really sucks, feelin for ya man!Originally Posted by Neely8
has SHMBO put any anti freeze into her car?
Its still raining
I think Alex may be cheating at online scrabble. :evil: :roll:
Oh, I didn't see you in the kinky department... But to each their own, it's not ours to judge...Originally Posted by burnsey66
:D
Beyoncé could feasibly suck the chrome off a car bumper :drunken:
Ooh well reminded. Mine is empty and need to get some extra strength in for the forthcoming snowpocalypse. Don't want any blown washer motor fuses this year!Originally Posted by cad monkey
Saffron Burrows would definitely get it.
I've misplaced a sock
I found a sock :?
Gray
I am the only person in the office. Something's going on and nobody's told me.
I'm also irrationally concerned about my socks.
Amen to that, I really need to drop a log but cant be bothered to get off my chair....Originally Posted by darrenw
Lunch in 5 mins :)
has got one warm ear and one cold ear!!!!
Despite my workload, I'm not going to attempt to achieve anything productive at work today. But I may buy a penknife. From France
Leave your jacket on the back of your chair - they may not notice you've gone :)Originally Posted by notenoughwrists
This little lunatic is keeping me sane.
Introducing Millie, my elderly mother-in-laws dog that I take for a walk for a couple of hours a day whilst I'm looking for work. Great at helping me keep things in perspective and brightens my day up no end.
Cheers,
Gary
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Tempting.
Foodstuff? Watch? Human being? Other?Originally Posted by verv
That crow I've just flicked was that big, I may just trip over it tomorrow.
Not a big fan of raisins
Gary Neville is too ugly for TV
If the joyous are full of joy, what are the pious full of?
z
Poy ?Originally Posted by zelig
mackem bait too subtle
I'd like Pollyanna Woodward for Christmas.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
Eddies everest.Originally Posted by waynertron
I gave in :D
Why does Donald Duck not wear pants?
He obviously know's what clothes are as he wears a top and a jaunty little hat!!! So why no trousers or shorts is he a perv?
or just very poor as I noticed Micky Mouse wears the other half of the outfit, he has the shorts, gloves and shoes