This isn't a sneering question, I'm well aware that here on this watch forum none of us have any right to look at any other hobby and say it's dumb.

But what's up with torches??

When I was a kid, torches had 3 or 4 D batteries, last time I checked in they had an LED and 4 AAAs. But now, for reasons I myself cannot fathom, I've bought a Sofirn S21 Pro with something called Anduril instead of a simple on/off button.

Torch enthusiasts, what are you looking for in a torch? What's a good feature? What's a bad feature?