That got your attention!

Size across bezel: 44mm

Thickness: around a foot

Bezel: looser than a wizard’s sleeve

Timekeeping: it tells the time

Strap: like a stick of chewing gum

Lume: none

Cyclops: makes the date harder to read

Water resistance: 50m allegedly

B&P: present, hang tag too

Price: £15....yes that’s right, £15.

The nato didn’t come with but it’ll do and make it wearable.

I’m going away for a long weekend and want something cheap that I don’t have to worry about knocking or losing. I’ll put a spot of glue under the bezel to keep it still and boom....I’m away on my travels.