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    Panerai needs a new battery?

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Incredible. :roll:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Have you seen the dial?
    :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Infantile seller with an infantile attitude. Just love the LARGE PRINT to really drive home the purile and utter bollocks messages.

    Love it :D

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Seller has now threatened me via e-mail for reporting it as a fake! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Great, made my day, I needed a laugh. I wonderhow much a fare wack is. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: who does he think he is kidding? :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    I particularly love this bit, that he's just added to his listing;

    "TO ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS WATCH,A SELLER CALLED CALLIC0_JAK HAS TOLD EBAY IM SELLING A COUNTERFIT WATCH.THOUGHT I WOULD LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THERES A GRASS WHO GOES ROUND TELLING TALES.APPARANTLY HE USED TO GET INTERFERED WITH BY AN OLDER BLOKE WHO USED TO WEAR ONE"...

    What a charming fellow! :)

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Poor guy - he didn't get no box nor nuffink, going to be a tricky job moving that fine piece on :roll:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tooks
    I particularly love this bit, that he's just added to his listing;

    "TO ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS WATCH,A SELLER CALLED CALLIC0_JAK HAS TOLD EBAY IM SELLING A COUNTERFIT WATCH.THOUGHT I WOULD LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THERES A GRASS WHO GOES ROUND TELLING TALES.APPARANTLY HE USED TO GET INTERFERED WITH BY AN OLDER BLOKE WHO USED TO WEAR ONE"...

    What a charming fellow! :)
    Gets better :lol:

    Just got this via Ebay message system:-

    "AND I HAVE JUST PHONED THE POLICE TO TELL THEM IM GETTING THREATNING CALLS FROM SOMEONE IN YORKSHIRE.THEY DONT TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BLOKES WHO CONTINULLY KEEP RINGING A WOMAN ON HER OWN WITH HER 2 YOUNG CHILDREN AND THREATNING THEM"
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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    What a loser. We could all report him, that would get his goat :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Quote Originally Posted by 146edward
    What a loser. We could all report him, that would get his goat :lol: :lol:
    Please feel free - a firestorm may be interesting :)
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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK
    Quote Originally Posted by Tooks
    I particularly love this bit, that he's just added to his listing;

    "TO ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS WATCH,A SELLER CALLED CALLIC0_JAK HAS TOLD EBAY IM SELLING A COUNTERFIT WATCH.THOUGHT I WOULD LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THERES A GRASS WHO GOES ROUND TELLING TALES.APPARANTLY HE USED TO GET INTERFERED WITH BY AN OLDER BLOKE WHO USED TO WEAR ONE"...

    What a charming fellow! :)
    Gets better :lol:

    Just got this via Ebay message system:-

    "AND I HAVE JUST PHONED THE POLICE TO TELL THEM IM GETTING THREATNING CALLS FROM SOMEONE IN YORKSHIRE.THEY DONT TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BLOKES WHO CONTINULLY KEEP RINGING A WOMAN ON HER OWN WITH HER 2 YOUNG CHILDREN AND THREATNING THEM"
    What a nutjob!! :lol:

    I imagine the police don't take too kindly to people wasting their time either, although I imagine it's all just fantasy on the sellers part... :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    FFS indeed...

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    The idiocy of some people is beyond belief .. hopefully it'll get pulled, as he should be ..
    /vince ..

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Hes clearly not had the best education in the world, but its fun watching him get baited. This shows the calibre of seller were dealing with here - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 500wt_1182

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    "A man of little significance"

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Such a spacer!!!

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Luckily I have a box of genuine panerai batteries, I may bid
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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Quote Originally Posted by Scottishtrunkmonkey
    Luckily I have a box of genuine panerai batteries, I may bid
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    His 3 negative feedbacks make interesting reading....thugish threats apparently!

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Going by his other auctions, especially the boots i doubt the 'woman and two kids' are worried about anyone other than this numpty, he seems to think he's something out of a cockney football movie, when in reality he'll be some sad wee muppet who would be laughed off the jeremy kyle show :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    I often post a :lol: but on this occasion I actually laughed out loud and for a while. Classic listing.

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    It does get better with his feeback http://toolhaus.org/cgi-bin/negs?User=h ... eceived+by

    The guy is a parody of the dodgiest hooligan film, i honestly think he believes he is infact the headman in 'the firm', every auction seems to have 'the firm' or some sort of wideboy phrase in it :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    eBay has become a home to some cess pit material, that really ought to be euthanized :roll:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    eee's gonna send da boys round wif a coupla shootas if you disrespect 'im anymowa :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    So it's ok to leave feedback calling people gypsies and queers (and a further comment that was deleted) and to be (plausibly, given everything he's written) accused of making threats against dissatisfied buyers? Do Ebay ever actually ban people?

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK
    Quote Originally Posted by Tooks
    I particularly love this bit, that he's just added to his listing;

    "TO ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS WATCH,A SELLER CALLED CALLIC0_JAK HAS TOLD EBAY IM SELLING A COUNTERFIT WATCH.THOUGHT I WOULD LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THERES A GRASS WHO GOES ROUND TELLING TALES.APPARANTLY HE USED TO GET INTERFERED WITH BY AN OLDER BLOKE WHO USED TO WEAR ONE"...

    What a charming fellow! :)
    Gets better :lol:

    Just got this via Ebay message system:-

    "AND I HAVE JUST PHONED THE POLICE TO TELL THEM IM GETTING THREATNING CALLS FROM SOMEONE IN YORKSHIRE.THEY DONT TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BLOKES WHO CONTINULLY KEEP RINGING A WOMAN ON HER OWN WITH HER 2 YOUNG CHILDREN AND THREATNING THEM"

    Tell him to call me Chris, :lol: :lol: what a Tosser :evil:
    Intersting he uses the word ' Grass' which indicates ' Men's Rea' ( guilty knowledge )

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seabadger
    Do Ebay ever actually ban people?
    I'd be surprised. But if they did, the seller would be back with another ID to start all over again.

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    I was having a lousy day but ffs this has brightened things up is he the original mr angry. :lol: :lol: :lol:
    paul. :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Very sad, but, on the other hand, quite entertaining.
    I might just put up my old Rolex FlexoGraph, with the tried and tested rubber band movement, up for sale on ebay and wait for the comments. :twisted:

    Cheers, Mick

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    FFS.....what an imagination this cock has!!!

    Thank you for posting this... :D

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    But I almost feel sorry for him, because if you look at this auction, you find out that his bloody Mrs "lost" his £1500 watch, and somehow by selling a fake handbag this will make up for it?

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TODS-BAG-GUCCI-MA ... 2557566904

    RIGHT,IM SELLING MY MRS BOOTS AND BAG HER DAD GOT HER BECAUSE THE STUPID COW LOST MY WATCH,WHICH COST ME NEARLY £1500.......I TOLD THE BOOTS AND THE BAG GO OR I DO,SO ITS GOODBYE BOOTS AND HANDBAG (SHE MUST REALLY LOVE ME

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Very funny, but what an arse. Shame someone cannot collect (with a large bat) to teach him some manners.

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Quote: I TOLD THE BOOTS AND THE BAG GO OR I DO Unquote.....

    Even the boots and bag didn't listen to him!!!
    :D :bounce: :D

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Brilliant, best laugh ive had all day. Not sure which i enjoyed the best the superglued crown guard or the dodgy stiching still it was in a film :D :D :D :D

    No wait the bags now my fav its 100% genuine does that mean it really exists lol

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    I just complained to ebay about this seller for some extra amusement.
    This guy is funny, cant wait for my emails!

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Well, we can't all be Albert Eisenstadts...

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Looking through what he sells it's basically all fake designer gear, i seriously doubt the boots and bag are real either, not because they're poorly made, but because i doubt this guy has a girlfriend :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    That's a beauty! I hope he doesn't take much of a loss on that grail piece!

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    hi his latest message. this is one of the most amusing threads for some time. anyway his latest comment is (TO ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS WATCH,A SELLER CALLED CALLIC0_JAK HAS TOLD EBAY IM SELLING A COUNTERFIT WATCH.THOUGHT I WOULD LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THERES A GRASS WHO GOES ROUND TELLING TALES.APPARANTLY HE USED TO GET INTERFERED WITH BY AN OLDER BLOKE WHO USED TO WEAR ONE) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    you could not make this up :lol:

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    He is epic, I have reported him to Ebay and sent him a few messages (just for the sport of it). I can't wait for him to reply.

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    Well done everybody. I am sure that all complaints to the bay of fleas have got it removed. I must say that I am surprised, because I have reported fakes before and know that other members have reported the same fakes and they have not been removed. I wonder what makes ebay respond to a complaint about a watch, as sometimes they remove them and sometimes they don’t? Anyway well done I say. :)

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    What is needed here, is a sticky, dedicated to this guy and his comments.!
    Would certainly give a good laugh before going through the threads.

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    Re: Panerai needs a new battery?

    2nd for a sticky we could even give him his own section, in fact im off to see what hes put up today.

    Oh if anyones interested I have a genuine Harrison Ford for sale that was use in the star wars movies, just needs a battery.

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