And straight into the blocklist you go. Aside from being completely off-topic and spoiling a "classic thread" no less, a gore warning might have been nice.
My apologies! I used to spend a lot of time in a mortuary, so my attempt at humour fell on stony ground! No offence intended. (I also live near the sea, so seagulls are not in my good books as they keep trying to buy my stuff, leaving a deposit! Here I go again!)