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    Best Armpit Cream

    A few days ago, I shaved my armpits. They are now as sore as a gorilla's sweaty crutch - the new growth is intolerable.

    Is there a cream I can use to alleviate the pain, or do I have to spend the next 2 weeks walking round like a Thunderbirds puppet?

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    :shock: Please tell me this is a wind up.

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    I blame the forum name change!

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    Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Quote Originally Posted by BDStevens
    A few days ago, I shaved my armpits. They are now as sore as a gorilla's sweaty crutch - the new growth is intolerable.

    Is there a cream I can use to alleviate the pain, or do I have to spend the next 2 weeks walking round like a Thunderbirds puppet?
    Oh crap :shock: :shock: :shock: :albino:
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Did my "Nuts and bolt" a few years ago, NEVER again ! It was murder. Now down to a trim and only shave the sack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlinxlm
    Did my "Nuts and bolt" a few years ago, NEVER again ! It was murder. Now down to a trim and only shave the sack
    :lol:

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    :shock: :shock:

    We do not want to know!

    :lol: :lol:

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    and definitely NO pictures on this thread!

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    I have the same problem on my scrotum - My girlfriend insists on a clean shaven approach

    I find that an application of nappy rash cream can allieviate the problem - Sudocrem is the best

    Sudocrem is an antiseptic healing cream - its brilliant for spots, rashes, anything really

    Another bonus is its relatively inexpensive

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream



    Please. Please stop it before it's too late.
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    All that metrosexual nonsense.

    This is what women really want.



    :D :D :D
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Looks like he needs shave his arse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr1973
    All that metrosexual nonsense.

    This is what women really want.



    :D :D :D
    Where did you find that picture of me Mike and what forums have you been surfing? :wink:

    Cheers,

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    Well that was actually my first GF :lol: :lol: :D
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    :shock: I think I would have kept quiet about that one Mike :lol:

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Quote Originally Posted by Omegary
    :shock: I think I would have kept quiet about that one Mike :lol:
    If you find that shocking you should have seen her face :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Was she a walrus?

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    You guys need another Rolex thread. :?

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    ha ha ha, made me laugh this thread, cheers lads :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Shaving is for boys....



    Cheers :)

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Now that's what you call a blacksmith's apron!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper
    Shaving is for boys....



    Cheers :)
    Whoooooooaaaaaaaaa. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    In for mation over load!!!!!!



    Ted

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper
    Shaving is for boys....



    Cheers :)
    I bet she's an animal in bed. :twisted:

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    Danger Will Robinson!
    Danger!
    Danger!
    Shirt Alert!
    Shirt Alert!

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper
    Shaving is for boys....



    Cheers :)
    :shock: Is that Chewbacca's girlfriend?

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    :D :D :D

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Quote Originally Posted by BDStevens
    Now that's what you call a blacksmith's apron!

    No, its what I call a burst mattress. :wink:

    jim

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Ok, that does it. :roll: I'm not opening shave-related threads anymore. :pukeleft:

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    Re: Best Armpit Cream

    Quote Originally Posted by jim
    No, its what I call a burst mattress. :wink:

    jim
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