Big crow attacking my camper van ... how to stop ...

[Sinnlover]

That’ll never stick.

Jim

I would still try and wing it…

[gorrie]

I can’t believe the amount of damage it has caused.

Stone the Crows !
Stone the crows?

[Jimmcb]

I would still try and wing it…

A bit flighty if you ask me.

[Harry Smith]

Search; 'man shoots chicken for scratching car' on Youtube

[Sinnlover]

A bit flighty if you ask me.

I am sure if the OP gives it a try he will not have any egrets

[Jimmcb]

I am sure if the OP gives it a try he will not have any egrets

Unless he’s chicken

Jim

[Sinnlover]

Unless he’s chicken

Jim

We should stop this silliness it’s not emu-ising

[magirus]

From a damaged camper to bird puns, what a tern this thread's taken. It's becoming a little aukward now though.

[Jimmcb]

From a damaged camper to bird puns, what a tern this thread's taken. It's becoming a little aukward now though.

Have we scared the crows or have the birds flown the coop

Jim

[Montello]

He was pecking at the windscreen so covered that ... now the swine is pecking at the bumper, you can hear him packing it at 4:30am.



https://youtu.be/t21151M-7x0

I'm going to turn my drive into a 70s disco now to scare him of with flashing tapes etc ...


Edit: how do you embed a YT?

[unclealec]

Ever thought about getting a cat?

[Montello]

Ever thought about getting a cat?

No, they don't seem that keen on playing with the traffic ...

I have now hung up a load of old CDs and have some shiny tape ...

[sundial]

Solution requires addressing the caw problem

[Mj2k]

That would do my head in. Strange the crow has chosen you and not neighbours.

[Montello]

That would do my head in. Strange the crow has chosen you and not neighbours.

He's all over my neighbours Range Rover which is shiny blue and his black pick up.

I live rural so not loads of cars parked here ....