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    Grand Master abraxas's Avatar
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    Can somebody explain this joke for me?

    Why are smart watches worn on the left hand?
    If they were worn on the right hand guys would have had 3 times more steps than girls.
    "Owning one is almost as satisfying as making one." ~ Rolex 1973

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    Only 3 times more?

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    Masterbation

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraxas View Post
    Why are smart watches worn on the left hand?
    If they were worn on the right hand guys would have had 3 times more steps than girls.
    A look at a few threads in the boys room may help the penny drop

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    I assume you're joking.

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    Surely it would depend if you were right or left handed.


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    I never considered masturbation... I thought girls took longer.
    "Owning one is almost as satisfying as making one." ~ Rolex 1973

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    Doesn’t everyone use two hands?
    Cheers..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JasonM View Post
    Doesn’t everyone use two hands?
    I reckon a few on here use two fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by learningtofly View Post
    I reckon a few on here use two fingers.
    To fingerblast themselves or like tweezers!


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