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Thread: I'm imagining the distress this fish ws subjected to

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    It is nice when you do manage to catch one though


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    I must admit this thread keeps reminding me of a meme about men’s Facebook profile pictures, 80% are them are pictures of the guy holding a huge fish or an ugly baby 🤣 As you look at random profile pictures now you won’t fail to notice loads of both. 🤣🤣 (no reference to anyone on here is implied or intended in any way just in case anyone thinks it was)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franky Four Fingers View Post
    How do you kill the fish when you go out sea fishing?

    What do you do when you get a line break…go home and plant a tree to compensate for it?
    I occasionally take a short rod when I'm sea kayaking and pull out a couple of mackerel when they shoal closer to land. Stick your finger in their mouth, thumb on the top of their head and twist sharply. Fast painless and dinner. Personally I just use heavier line so I don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbarry View Post
    I must admit this thread keeps reminding me of a meme about men’s Facebook profile pictures, 80% are them are pictures of the guy holding a huge fish or an ugly baby 藍 As you look at random profile pictures now you won’t fail to notice loads of both. 藍藍 (no reference to anyone on here is implied or intended in any way just in case anyone thinks it was)
    Here's it's just photographs of wrists and watches with something in the background. Like so:


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    I'm imagining the distress this fish ws subjected to

    I see a picture of a fish fulfilling his lifelong ambition to get a better view of life above his sky. He is in wonderment that trees are straight and vertical not distorted by refraction. He feels the warmth of the sun without having to expend energy to break the surface, breathes easy, he’s able to expel the gas in his swim glands and replenish with fresh air without fear of drowning.

    He’s comforted that unlike his relative billy big mouth bass he is not a fixed to a board with a battery up his ass and forced to sing ‘don’t worry, be happy’.

    That’s how I see it.

    Joe
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    Last edited by joe narvey; 1st December 2022 at 00:48.

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    It’s skate I feel sorry for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingstepper View Post
    It’s skate I feel sorry for.
    Could be worse, could be married to Harry instead!

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    I'm imagining the distress this fish ws subjected to

    Quote Originally Posted by M4tt View Post
    Could be worse, could be married to Harry instead!
    Comedy gold sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by learningtofly;[URL="tel:6109279"
    6109279[/URL]]Seriously, Martyn? Come on...
    It was a weak attempt at humour. I actually like eating carrots raw or boiled I don’t mind.
    Last edited by MartynJC (UK); 23rd November 2022 at 20:42.
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