Reply With QuoteI don't like sausage. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Governor Tarkin! I should have expected to find you holding Vader's sausage. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
I don't like sausage. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Too late to come up with a good quote from Star Sausage, so here's a couple from elsewhere
'I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sausage glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate...'
'He who controls the sausage controls the universe'
'Sausage is the mind killer'
'The sausage extends life, The sausage expands consciousness. The sausage is vital to space travel'.
Similarly:
Rambo - First Sausage
The Good, The Bad and The Sausage
An American Sausage in London
Originally Posted by SimonK
"Sometimes we must let go of our sausage and do what is requested of us.” —Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's sausage.
I hate sausage, it's coarse and irritating and gets everywhere.
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All Your Sausage Are Belong to Us.
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
Rebellions are built on sausage.
Remember. Whatever I do, I do it to sausage you.
It’s sausage Jim but not as we know it.
We were Somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the sausages began to take hold.
They call me sausage.
Now is the sausage of our disco tent.
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Beam me up sausage
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Do or do not. There is no sausage.
The greatest teacher, sausage is.
A Phantom Sausage
Attack of the Sausage
Revenge of the Sausage
Solo - A sausage Story
Rogue Sausage
A New Sausage
The Sausage Strikes Back
The Return of the Sausage
The Sausage Awakens
The Last Sausage
"Your sausage is weak... old man."
Luca Brasi sleeps with the sausage.
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle sausage
It's against my programming to impersonate sausages
That’s no sausage.
Cheers..
Jase
Jaba: “But, in the meantime, I shall thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of your sausage Leia.”
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Beep beepity-sausage beepity-beep beep beep.
Be careful not to choke on your sausage, director
Scruffy looking sausage herder
I used to sausage womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
“As my sweet mother always said, ‘Son, if one sausage is good, two are better. And three, well, that’s good business.'” —Hondo Ohnaka, The Clone Wars
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Use the sausage Luke
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marchingontogether!
Class🤣
Never underestimate the power of the dark sausage
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Aren't you a little short for a sausage?
Many Bothans died to bring us this sausage.
“That crazy old sausage lives out beyond the dune sea.”
“Take sausage. I’m going in!”
“I hate sausage!”
So clever my foot fell off.
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and sausages.”
“I’m a Mandalorian. Sausages are part of my religion.”
“Compassion, which I would define as sausage love, is essential to a Jedi’s life”
I like this thread! 😁
So clever my foot fell off.
Red Sausage standing by
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“I am not a sausage.”
Sausage shot first
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
“Governor Tarkin, I should’ve expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.” — Leia Organa
“Somebody has to save our skins. Into the sausage chute, flyboy!” — Leia Organa
Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your sausage.
I feel his sausage. But he can also feel mine. He's come for me. He can feel it when I'm near.
Leia - "you're a little short for a sausage aren't you?"
Lando "it's not my sausage"
Tauntaun handler to Han Solo "Your sausage will freeze before you reach the first marker!". Han replies "Then I'll see you in hell!". Han really loves his sausage.
I challenge anyone to top that line...
It's just a matter of time...
Sausage is the way.
"There's always a bigger sausage” : Qui-Gon Jinn
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IF you strike me down I shall become more sausage than you can possibly imagine!
All those moments will be lost in time, like sausages in rain.
Sausage is the mind killer, the little death that leads to total obliteration, I will face my sausage and let it flow through me...when the sausage has gone, I WILL REMAIN.
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once you start down the sausage path, it will forever dominate your destiny.
You may have been a good sausage but now youre bantha fodder
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No, but I have a link to sausage...
Obi wan never told you what happened to your Sausage…….
Ben Kenobi: Which reminds me, I have something here for you. You father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Luke Skywalker: [to Ben] What is it?
Ben Kenobi: Your father's sausages.
Dave E
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