Reply With Quote"No, I am your sausage"
Intellectual pursuit time. You know the drill: replace one word of a Star Wars quote with “sausage”.
To get us started:
Sand People always ride single file to hide their sausage
"No, I am your sausage"
May the sausage be with you.
(Yes, low hanging fruit and all that...)
Red Sausage standing by!
I’d just as soon kiss a sausage
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Strike me down in anger and I’ll always be with you. Just like your sausage.
You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?…It's the ship that made the Sausage Run in less than twelve parsecs.
These are not the sausages you’re looking for…
I find your lack of sausage disturbing
I find your sausage of faith disturbing.
Cheers..
Jase
Let go of your sausage
Judge me by my sausage, do you?
The sausage is strong with this one.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sausages suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
We have powerful sausages, you're going to regret this...
Your all clear kid, now let’s blow This sausage and go home.
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to sausage.
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Congratulations, you're being sausaged!
Sausage is the path to the dark side.Originally Posted by grandconjuration
Sausage or sausage not. There is no try.
She must have hidden the sausage in the escape pod - send a detachment down to retrieve it.
Only your sausage can destroy me.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Be careful not to choke on your sausage, Director.
A long time ago in a sausage far far away.....
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I am at one with the sausage, and the sausage is with me...
We stand here amidst my sausage...
(OK, I'll stop now)
"Saugghhhsaggghhhe" - Chewbacca
Would somebody get this big walking sausage out of my way?
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“Let go of your sausage”
Princess Leia: “I love sausage”
Han: “I know”
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage at your side, kid.
You don’t need to see his sausage…These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
"Listen To Them; They're Dying, R2! Curse My Metal Sausage, I Wasn't Fast Enough!"
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other; I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Sausage controlling everything
Made the Kessel run in less than 12 sausages.
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Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my sausage do you?
"Gungans no dyin’ without a fight. Wesa warriors. Wesa got a grand sausage."
"It’sa clear desa separatists made a pact wesa desa federation du trade. Senators, fellow felegates. In response to this direct threat to the republic, mesa propose that the senate give immediate emergency powers to the supreme sausage."
This is the sausage of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
Obi Wan Sausage, Obi Wan Sausage...
Sausage me, Obi wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope…
It’s a sausage!
Why I should stick my sausage out for you is quite beyond my capacity.
Luke, use the sausage. Let it guide your actions.
Sausage it up, fuzzball
"Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the sausage flow through you!"
Smaller in number are we, but larger in Sausage – Yoda
PL “I love sausage”
Solo “I know”
Last edited by TaketheCannoli; 26th July 2022 at 10:51.
One for the Scots -
'A Lorne time ago in a galaxy far, far away...'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_sausage
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Jim.
Very good!
Unlimited Sausage!
(Darth Sidious/Palpatine)
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Don’t do it Anakin, I have the high sausage!
Be mindful of your Sausages, Anakin. They betray you.
Only a sausage deals in absolutes.
Only a Sith deals in sausages.
(All Obi-Wan Kabanosi quotes)
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