Hey Guys & Gals
Suddenly, last few days, hordes of beautiful UA women have fallen in love with me, can't wait to chat with me, meet me, and show their undying love. Fortunately they all use email, otherwise there would be a traffic jam outside Unclealec Towers.
It seems a bit selfish if I keep them all to myself, so I will share them out. Just let me have your email addresses if you want a few.
I too am busy sifting through the many hundreds of admirers and applicants I have for the position of 'soulmate'.
I am sure there are a few TZers who are not blessed with our innate physical allure. An allure powerful enough to overcome the drawbacks of a non-physical relationship and one that can instigate a match through the seemingly non-selective communication method that some would mockingly refer to as 'spam mail'.
I'm surprised that you're only experiencing this now - they've been trying to bang down the doors to my inbox for years!
I know I'm charming and utterly irresistible but it does get tiresome after a while. You just learn to live with it.
I've already got one, the last thing I'd want is another!
M
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Totally agree. One is more than enough. (Their constant breathing - J Bishop quote)Originally Posted by snowman
“ Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.” HHGTTG
Bishop never could spell.
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Cheers,
Neil.
Even the scammers don’t find me attractive!
Just tell them you belong to TZ-UK and you will become even less attractive.
I just have someone called Jade, who is VERY VERY determined to find me the BEST mobile phone deal.
Some may even say she may be a bit obsessive about it based on the number of emails she sends me.....
I no longer receive so many offers for 'female friendship', possibly since I didn't take them up on their numerous very kind offers for viagra.
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