Reply With QuoteAn ex-colleague of mine (of the male variety unfortunately) was on it a number of years ago.
And is it just me or do they all look a bit thunder thighs-ish?
Some awful things have happened globally over the past year and undoubtedly one of the worst was the cancellation of the last Love Island - but have no fear - it's back in all it's narcissistic glory! It's the show where women wear swimsuits so tight up the crack of their arse that you can tell if they've undergone anal bleaching or not. Many of you may want to dismiss this season's entrants as vacuous wannabe z-listers but previous contestants have gone on to much greater things such as wearing lingerie in the Daily Mail or having a moderately successful pornographic career on Onlyfans.com.
Personally, if I don't find a TZUK subject interesting I employ a method where I don't click on the thread title but I fully understand that some of you are unable to master this tricky technique and instead will want to voice your disapproval of Love Island. Here's some of the previous TZUK Love Island negative comments so please at least be original if you want to explain in graphic detail how you'd rather stick x in your y than watch the show:
"While there is breath in my body I will not be bringing myself to watch this absolute shite."
"I’d sooner undergo a prostate exam than spare any precious time on that pap."
"I was going to watch it but decided pushing angry wasps up my arse would be a better way to spend the hour"
"Never seen it, never intend to, don’t watch any ‘reality’ tv shows. Too many vacuous people talking rubbish."
"I'd sooner spend a nightshift at work, unpaid, than watch love island."
"I would rather stick pins in both eyes.........."
"how many contestant's have got to top themselves before they take it off the air"
"Had the misfortune to catch a snip of this as the OH was watching it last night. Painful. Just painful."
"Another program pandering to the hard of thinking."
"TV in its lowest form "
"Even my Mrs won't watch it, which speaks volumes. "
"Love Island is narcissism at its finest. horrific show. Even seeing a thread about it here has caused disappointment. "
"The show for me just highlights what is wrong in the world today."
"A show only suitable for vacuous young teens "
"Not watching it. Never watched it. Never watched any “reality” crap. I have a life to get on with."
"It’s just “he said” - “she said” tittle tattle for the easily pleased."
"How empty does your life need to be to have to invest in such vacuous characters?"
"I'd rather walk barefoot and blindfolded across 10 yards of randomly scattered Lego than watch that cobblers. "
"I’d rather eat my own feet.... "
Let's see a few of this years contestants:
Sharon is a civil servant and has been working on Brexit policy the past year. She is apparently "outrageous" so we can probably assume a lot of policy decisions have been purely down to her.
Liberty is a waitress at Nandos and a marketing student. She's looking for a nice guy who will treat her right so she'll be sh*t out of luck on Love Island.
Shannon is a "model". On Onlyfans.com
Kaz is a fashion blogger which means she doesn't have a real job.
There's also some blokes but who gives a f**k.
See you soon Love Island fans!
Last edited by Lampoc; 22nd June 2021 at 10:47.
An ex-colleague of mine (of the male variety unfortunately) was on it a number of years ago.
And is it just me or do they all look a bit thunder thighs-ish?
It's just youOriginally Posted by markbannister
That was pure quality Lampoc
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Distasteful comment of the type that encourages eating disorders. It can only take one such comment to negatively impact the mindset of a young person. The girls in Lampoc's thread all look healthy with positive body image. As a father of two girls it's important they don't just see stick-insect fashion models.
Back on track. I've watched a couple of series of LI; one I enjoyed (the one Amber won) and the other I lost interest in very quickly. It's not for everyone but as ever we can choose not to watch.
Love your work Lampoc
I have never seen the show but can understand why it’s riveting viewing…
I do quite like Nando’s every now and again.
As an adopted son of The Kingdom of Fife I'll be tuning in to cheer on Shannon Singh. Go on yersel hen!
excellent post OP; made me chuckle without having ever seen it
did have a client that was a location guy for the early few series, not sure if he is still doing it though. Can see the perks of that job
One or two of those pictured do look a bit meaty, not particularly attractive boats either, so I'm out.
That is one of the best thread openings I have read in a long time. Genuinely made me laugh.
Thanks for cheering up an otherwise dull morning.
Well here's the first bit of disappointing news, my girl Shannon has deleted her onlyfans page.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/15339602...henry-hammond/
It's a disgrace how a young woman just trying to earn a living, trying to keep a roof over her head is hounded in such a way as to force her to quit a paid job.
No white man would ever be subject to this. I, for one, will be tuning in, I shan't be part of this misogynistic and racist culture that marginalises women like Shannon.
Fair enough, that was a Bear Pit comment and I apologise. I have a 16 years old daughter too.
Big legs and big booty is the look these days
Oh hahaha OP. But a friend says that if you've never tried pushing angry wasps up your arse then you shouldn't make fun of the practice. ;-) (Great OP BTW!)
F.T.F.A.
Blonde, brunette, latino looking and brown skinned. They have been very careful not to offend too many people.
I wonder what the Iranian version of this show would be like?
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I can't begin to say how disappointed I am that nobody has yet replied with a "I'd rather insert naga chillies up my hogs eye than watch this dross" type comment. Anyway, let's check out a couple more contestants:
Faye, 26, is a lettings manager. Her main role is the sales side of things. "I absolutely love it! I’m definitely there in the mini dresses, boobs out, bum out, turning up and you can see the wives say to their husband, “You’re staying outside”. It’s so fun.". What a pro.
Chloe from Bicester is a Financial Services Marketing Executive and seems reasonably normal compared to the rest. 2 hours on TV will probably remedy that.
4 days to go!
She's a lettings manager but her main role is in sales?
Interesting. These two functions are normally separate in any reasonably sized agency.
As you can tell, my small talk is rather good.
Let me know if you need me to critique any other profiles, Lamps.
Chloe for the win by a country mile, attractive and confident/ intelligent looking boat without looking needy, mad or porny and a toned body, proportions correct, looks like she might be a runner.
Go nuts mate! Here's a few more for you to critque:
Bloke 1 is a self confessed narcissist and spends all day down the gym in front of a mirror.
Bloke 2 is a self confessed narcissist and spends all day down the gym in front of a mirror.
Bloke 3 is a self confessed narcissist and spends all day down the gym in front of a mirror.
Bloke 4 is a self confessed narcissist and spends all day down the gym in front of a mirror.
Seems like a cross-section of society. If we assume that society is full of narcissistic gym bunnies.
I can't help think that we are a tad light on philosophers and scientists.
I'd genuinely rather nail my Balls to a burning shed than watch this vacuous garbage, it's guaranteed to destroy your faith in human nature.
I have female friends who excitedly ask me if I'm watching it each year, I struggle to form a reply that means we remain friends.
^^^
And so it begins!
Not before time either!
I absolutely love reading these replies.
#teamHugo!
How is Chloe doing, she on target to win it Lamps?
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I've got more chance with Chloe than she has of winning it.
Haha, oh well, enjoy.
Excellent, and with nary a slight shake of the tail, endlessly re-usable. Much obliged sir, and to the OP too for similarly splendid work.
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