Reply With QuoteThis place is abcess-ed with punsOriginally Posted by Passenger
But not without it's crowning moments!
But not without it's crowning moments!
This place is abcess-ed with punsBut not without it's crowning moments!
Did I hit a nerve?
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
There will be more. Brace yourself.
No, I am rather enamelled with these teeth jokes
Well I'm gobsmacked and shall commission a plaque to mark the event.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
All rubbish puns if the tooth be told.
Why my dental appointments are always at toofhurty
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
Most people I know don't. Others perhaps do.MOST people don't speed in 30 mph zones???
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Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
Why people continue to post a photo of their own watch on someone else's sales post.............
Mine says hi.
Why people drive up to a junction then stop over the line forcing motorists on the main road to swerve to avoid them.
People who add "first world problem" to some issue they are having in their suburban life - some kind of lame pronouncement that in the worldwide scale of things - it is pretty minor
Sweet Jesus! What other problems are you likely to have? Drought? Famine? Pestilence? Death by bum-bum?
Twee in extreme!
Those probably wouldn't all be seen as problems these days........just sayin......People who add "first world problem" to some issue they are having in their suburban life - some kind of lame pronouncement that in the worldwide scale of things - it is pretty minor
Sweet Jesus! What other problems are you likely to have? Drought? Famine? Pestilence? Death by bum-bum?
Twee in extreme!
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
Our dentist started doing dogs too for the extra money. Well, all kinds of canines actually.
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Is that legal now?
Why so many (typically younger) people nowadays start every sentence by saying 'I'm not gonna lie'.
Good, why would you?
It didn't occur to me that you would feel the need to lie.
Now this I do understand. It's because they're f###### idiots who can't drive properly.
F.T.F.A.
I spent a good minute - looking for the pun !
Why people insist on driving straight at you when you already started driving past a line of cars before they appeared from a side road or round a corner. What do they really expect you to do? Levitate out of their way? Would it really hurt them to just slow down a bit and let you pass?
And why people on mini roundabouts suddenly decide to cut across the roundabout early to catch you instead of just driving round it normally? Like gotcha, sound horn and throw arms in the air while pulling funny faces. So funny.
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
Same as ‘to be honest’ which I have to admit I’ve used all my life for reasons I don’t even know - perhaps just a time filler while my brain formulates what’s to follow
Or every F1 driver “For sure”
That's an illegal manoeuvre, cutting across a roundabout.
Or former footballers and their “at this moment in time.” They think it’s profound but it isn’t.
Or (what started in USA and has spread) - At airports................... "At this time - we will be boarding rows...................."
Perhaps it's the influence of the leadership, young people will have only ever been exposed to the 'let me be absolutely clear' style of address from politicians before typically delivering the opposite,. It's normal for rebellious youth to subvert and push back against societal/ 'adult' behaviours even if it's subconsciously delivered without knowing irony. Just a thought.
Or perhaps it's wider/ broader than that, they could feel lied to after all if they're switched on they'll be aware of the climate situation, the possibility that by the time they're middle aged or old, a certain amount of browns gonna be hitting the fan and the odds of having it better than the previous generation's won't be looking too clever.
Last edited by Passenger; 22nd April 2022 at 09:26.
Yes, but seems to be getting to be popular. Some seem to see it as a challenge to try and catch someone out. Usually have their seat reclined so they can hardly see over the dashboard as well. Bless.
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
It’s unfortunately only illegal if it is enforced, or if there is an accident with enough witnesses willing to do the right thing.
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
If it’s illegal, it’s illegal regardless of whether it’s enforced or not.
"theoretically" you are 100% correct.
Practically not one of those who do it cares.
Law does not enforces itself in a selfish society.
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
Watch reviews that take up 70% of the “review” talking about the history of the watch company.
Scott Mills.
What is the appeal of this total idiot? Why at the age of 48 he has to act like he is a Yoof in his early 20's I will never understand.
Why people continuously lick their finger end during the process of cleaning a dead fly off their windscreen. If a car was hurtling towards me at 70mph, I know what effect it would have on my bowels! I'm sure that it has the same effect on flies! I don't want to lick bits of dead fly or fly**it at all!
Eeeeooow, yep. The ‘bowel’ would be the last thing that went through that poor fly’s mind.
People don't really do this do they?
No, don't think they do.
Get the kids to lick the windscreen.
Sometimes, these little painted roundabouts are in stupid positions making it hard to negotiate driving round them... rarely see anyone going round them properly including me😁
Lolz, I had the “pleasure” of listening to him prior to Fighting Talk today. The words puerile, facile, childish, sad and ar*ehole all came to mind. I can only assume that the producers at the BBC Radio 5 either believe their demographic is between 10-22, people who failed their GCSE’s or are not actually listening themselves (or all 3).
I shall plan my garage/garden work better in future.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Why, when you put some things with lots of wires attached in a drawer, when you return to it a few weeks later they are all tangled to buggery?
Perhaps he recognises the zeitgeist (not necessarily the majority!) and is matching himself to it to enhance his earning potential.
Yes, it sounds to me like Mr Mills recognises who his employers want (and their idea of what the audience wants) is correct. He is giving the employers and the zeigeist-generating audience what they want.
Last edited by markrlondon; 24th April 2022 at 05:28.
Indeed. There's a mini-roundabout near Brent Cross that buses need to negotiate. Of course, they completely ignore that fact that it's a roundabout. They'd need to turn into multi-jointed centipede-like vehicles to be able to negotiate it as supposedly intended. As would even, to a very considerable extent, normal size cars.
Last edited by markrlondon; 24th April 2022 at 09:05.
Difficult to negotiate, but these roundabouts at least serve a purpose of managing priority at junctions and maybe a better solution than a simple give way junction.
If vehicles have to cut over them shouldn’t be an offence.
Yes, I think so in this case.
Agreed.
Double mini roundabouts!
Why whenever there is even the slighted hint of hot weather someone will decide to not just have a BBQ but put the radio on as loud as possible so the entire street can hear. If it’s annoying for everyone else it must be deafening for them.
“3D” and “4D” registration plates. Why?!
Have a neighbor who does that. Boils my ….
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Ill never understand why people go to Live Events like Boxing / Iconic gigs and despite being right there and being able to enjoy it on TV for the rest of their lives they chose to video it on a shitty phone and broadcast it, you can’t be in the moment and do that shit
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