The strange attraction of anything labelled as containing 'chives' to ladies of a certain maturity.
The strange attraction of anything labelled as containing 'chives' to ladies of a certain maturity.
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
On a similar theme:
Cheese with fruit/chili/chives/etc in it.
Cheese should be cheese.
If I want fruit/nuts/herbs/spices/extra stuff with my cheese I can add it on the side, I don't want it 'in' the F'ing cheese!
This is compounded by my families obsession with buying cheese for us whenever they visit - which ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS has apricots in it - which I absolutely hate anyway. It is like they think they are getting something 'extra' for the same price - so why not... ?
BECAUSE IT TASTES AWFUL.
How people own MacBooks for so long with so few battery cycles.
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When ordering something online, my order is invariably short of free delivery order amount and I always struggle to find anything else I really need. I refrain from asking the wife.
Why, when you order something at a cafe they bring the drink out before you have eaten.
Why do some folk partake in tea/coffee before they eat, surely a beverage is to be taken after the meal to `wash it down`?
Afternoon tea is taken along with the cakes and scones etc. For the main meal the tea/coffee is taken about 10 minutes /15 minutes after the meal is finished. These are the unwritten rules in restaurants but in the privacy of your own home, just do what you want.
I drain a teapot at breakfast.
Tesco's.
"May I have a breakfast and a white coffee please?"
"We Don't do breakfasts anymore, we're a Costa Express coffee shop. We do a bacon and sausage bap in the fridge over there, we can microwave it for you."
Progress.
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
Why anybody would go to Tesco for breakfast.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Why spiders (the daddy longlegs type) always seem to gravitate to the same place above my shower. The same corner every time without fail. Its not the same spider as the sizes are different from the ones I put outside.
What about that one corner is so appealing to spiders?
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Lol
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
People carrying wheeled shopping baskets - mainly in Lidl and Waitrose.
People choosing to stand still as soon as they get on an airport travellator. I can understand standing on an escalator because its doing a lot of work for you but choosing to stand still on a very slow travellator seems utterly pointless...if you are that tired...keep walking, get to your gate sooner and sit on a chair.
Why Glastonbury Festival this year is pushing a Vegan and Climate Change agenda, all whilst being hosted on a working dairy farm.
People who's headlights are tinted slightly blue, but only out of the corner of your eye, so you think the police are behind you the whole time.
Perhaps it's the same person who then makes a huge effort to overtake you on the motorway, just so they can pull in in front of you and drive slower than you, so you have to overtake them. And the whole time you've had the cruise control on, you're not changing speed. What is their game plan?
Why when I’m staring out of the waiting for the postman I think going upstairs and looking out of a different window will somehow make him appear.
The price of "classic" cars. A local chap told me that he had paid £5000 plus for a battered Austin A30. I sold my last A30 for £35 and was very happy to see the back of it! Most "classic" cars would be useless for the majority of "modern" drivers, used to cars with power steering, servo assisted disc brakes and synchromesh gearboxes. Don't get me started on roadholding and reliability! How many "modern" motorists know about "tinkering" with points and carbs?
Why people make a TV series set in the dark. Just watched 45 minutes of The Terminal List and couldn’t see a thing. What a load of rubbish.
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
The price of these CWC & G10 watches.