Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
The need to know about prime numbers.
Why every unfit and overweight Englishman knows how to take a perfect penalty, but professional footballers don't.
Why so many people who drink energy drinks such as Redbull, haven't the energy to carry the empty tin to a dustbin.
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
People who stop when traffic lights are red (and junctions and roundabouts sometimes) and clearly totally forget that the lights will change colour and they can then continue their journey. It’s almost like they think they’ll be there for half an hour so they’ll get a flask of tea out and a sandwich.
Shoes without socks. White trainers. Skinny jeans.
I’m getting old.
Hmmm, only cricket game I have been to was England v Pakistan many years ago, it was boiling hot, free beer and cider for most of the day due to someone knowing a bar tender resulted in 8 of us all well and truly trollied, this then descended into a scuffle with several other guys who were also pissed and dressed as Oompa Loompas, security got involved and we all got chucked out, woke up the next day with orange face paint all over our hands and a small piece on sky sports news about it.
It wasn’t cricket to act like hooligans but drinking snake bite all day is my excuse..
I'm pretty sure you're not the target market. I think he's okay and I'm not the target market either. Let's face it, he's a gingerboy and not exactly Adonis. All of his songs are pretty generic but he does exactly what he needs to do to make money..
I'd say he's very talented.
He’s the most successful at bland sugar coated melodies for doing the hoovering to, you can’t fault the execution in pursuing this.
The mars bar of music, a hit of fat and sugar that once the frisson of sucrose fades leaves you empty and just a little bit guilty. It’s not even real chocolate just a manufactured confection making millions.
Did the Oompa Loompas have a decent crew?
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That is some claim to fame
Beaten up by an Oompa Loompa live on TV.
I have checked on YouTube and can’t find it, which is a shame
A wet paint sign
The paint is most likely wet don't touch.
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I dunno, it moulded into a decent parody.
https://youtu.be/vfK8ego6nYU
Hmmmmmm.... What if its just sticky... Is it wet, dry or something else...
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"Internet Influencers".
The depths to which humankind has sunk knows no limits.
People who comment on watch review sites like monochrome etc....
40mm watch "If only it were 39mm I would be all over it" "If only it were 41mm I would be all over it"
Time only 3 hand watch with 30m WR "If only it were a dive watch with a WR of 1000m" "If only it were a chronograph"
Its like the internet equivalent of tyre kicking
If number seven is so amazing it’ll blow my mind, why isn’t it number one?
People who wheel 4 wheel suitcases on just 2 wheels.
Dog owners.
People who use self service checkouts placing all of their scanned items to one side as they go, then pay for it all, and only then think it's a good idea to place all those items into a bag.
Bag as you go, you complete muppets!
Also people who stand in line for groceries then when they are all through they are totally amazed they need to pay and spend more time looking for their purse.
Get the purse out or at least found while waiting in line surely.
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How people can sit on the tube for 30 minutes, stand on the escalator for 5, walk to the barrier and only then realise they need to get their Oyster card / ticket out of the bottom of their hand bag, (yes it’s invariably woman that do this) you needed the Oyster card to get on the tube 30 mins ago, you do the journey every day and yet it’s still a surprise. (Ok this is pre lock down one but nothing will have a changed)
When at a checkout, said purse is generally concealed in a shoulder bag behind several zips. For additional security the shoulder bag needs to be firmly clasped to the side in order to prevent a) theft or b) it falling off the shoulder. This turns the check out process into a laborious, inefficient one-handed process. Heaven forbid that the bag should leave their person and be put down amongst their shopping while performing said task.
Lol yeah and then they find a coupon and there might be more in here......
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