On a similar theme:
Cheese with fruit/chili/chives/etc in it.
Cheese should be cheese.
If I want fruit/nuts/herbs/spices/extra stuff with my cheese I can add it on the side, I don't want it 'in' the F'ing cheese!
This is compounded by my families obsession with buying cheese for us whenever they visit - which ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS has apricots in it - which I absolutely hate anyway. It is like they think they are getting something 'extra' for the same price - so why not... ?
BECAUSE IT TASTES AWFUL.