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    Michael Palin's coffee table

    We've had a fairly standard middle eastern copper tray coffee table at Schloß Carlton-Browne for a number of years and which I've increasingly been getting fed up with. The replacement of same has been taxing me over the Christmas period and a favourite hasn't emerged however I spotted this last night and I can't seem to find it anywhere (perhaps I'm using the wrong words).



    Can anybody help to identify the table over his right shoulder? I realise that, in all probability, it's either been made for him especially at the behest of the King of Norway or it's from Ikea (in which case I don't want it) but I'd at least like to know.

    Help!
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    Perhaps cut the section of the picture with the table and try a Google image search?
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    If you can get a decent representation of what it looks like, you could get someone to make it for you.
    It is exactly the type of commission that I do.
    I suspect that is made from laminated hardwood (from colour I am guessing unstained beech), and it even looks like it sits on a turntable, but I suspect it is just a round plinth.
    By the look of the shape, it is definitely not Ikea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweets View Post
    If you can get a decent representation of what it looks like, you could get someone to make it for you.
    And this way he could have the all important glass insert included.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    And this way he could have the all important glass insert included.
    I was wondering how long it would take...

    I've trust tried a Google image search on a crop and the resolution isn't good enough to get any meaningful results - I might try to see if I can get a better screengrab on a 4k monitor later. I can't work out whether it's a single piece of ply that's been fashioned or whether it's a series of cross-sectional cuts that have been glued together - either would likely be pleasing to my eye. I wouldn't rule out the possibility of getting one made but, as you say, it needs a better image as a starting point. Obviously it also needs to satisfy a couple of other criteria (e.g. can't be over 800mm long or it will interfere with the projector beam coming from under the sofa).
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    You could always just ask him . . .

    https://www.facebook.com/themichaelpalinpage
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    And this way he could have the all important glass insert included.
    Damn it, I had a picture of WG lined up as well. The scarecrow, not the cricketer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magirus View Post
    You could always just ask him . . .

    https://www.facebook.com/themichaelpalinpage

    Thanks - that's also an option that occurred to me (but I'd assumed that I'd end up writing a letter given his age).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    Thanks - that's also an option that occurred to me (but I'd assumed that I'd end up writing a letter given his age).
    I think this is the kind of question which - if put with decent dollops of flattery - he might answer.

    https://www.themichaelpalin.com/contact/

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    It's a nice looking design but I do wonder how many glasses of wine have toppled over!

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    Nearest I could find is this. Not quite the same.
    https://www.michaelmurphy.ie/product...-coffee-table/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaffe View Post
    Nearest I could find is this. Not quite the same.
    https://www.michaelmurphy.ie/product...-coffee-table/

    That actually looks better then Palin's to me, as it's flat and Palin's looks to be slightly concave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbh View Post
    It's a nice looking design but I do wonder how many glasses of wine have toppled over!
    Well, C-B could ask him when he writes to him. It might trigger MP to answer that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega View Post
    I think this is the kind of question which - if put with decent dollops of flattery - he might answer.

    https://www.themichaelpalin.com/contact/
    Simon, what took you so long? I’ve just found that - I’ll drop a note in the morning if the forum hasn’t produced something solid by then, as it were.
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    Thanks - that's also an option that occurred to me (but I'd assumed that I'd end up writing a letter given his age).
    Oi! I’m significant younger than Mr Palin, but I enjoy writing letters and often do! You don’t want the ire of the letter writing community; you’ll be inundated with strongly worded missives ;-p

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    Quote Originally Posted by ach5 View Post
    Oi! I’m significant younger than Mr Palin, but I enjoy writing letters and often do! You don’t want the ire of the letter writing community; you’ll be inundated with strongly worded missives ;-p
    Nothing negative was implied - in fact I think it’s a letter I’d quite enjoy writing. In any case, given your vocational calling, I’m curious to know how many letters you get back. Can anybody actually read them?
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    Tom Schneider does some too. Available in a few different styles and different woods.

    This one is very cool.

    https://www.taskers.com/living-room/...-table-166133#

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    He may well use it as a coffee table but it looks more like it was designed to be a seat or a stool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magirus View Post
    That actually looks better then Palin's to me, as it's flat and Palin's looks to be slightly concave.
    I think that's just the perspective - it looks to be curved 'towards' Palin in that image, as if the table top is shaped like a rainbow laid horizontally.

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    1970s g-plan or something similar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaffe View Post
    Nearest I could find is this. Not quite the same.
    https://www.michaelmurphy.ie/product...-coffee-table/
    Nice work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    Simon, what took you so long?
    Sorry. The diplomatic bag was waiting in the hallway for ages.

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    I’ll drop a note in the morning if the forum hasn’t produced something solid by then, as it were.
    Hopefully the table's not too expensive. It could be, as Palin is quite effluent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega View Post
    Hopefully the table's not too expensive. It could be, as Palin is quite effluent.
    That's a bit rude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hogthrob View Post
    That's a bit rude!
    Glad you got it, HT!

    Now our only concern is that if Palin doesn't reply to C-B, he'll have to commission a bespoke table - the cost could be astronomic. C-B would have to work it out with pen and paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr noble View Post
    We have one of these, gets lots of comments https://www.taskers.com/living-room/...-table-112530#

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    Quote Originally Posted by g40steve View Post
    We have one of these, gets lots of comments
    I can imagine.

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    The image looks a bit staged to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by magirus View Post
    You could always just ask him . . .

    https://www.facebook.com/themichaelpalinpage
    I've just sent a message using the contact form on his website; hopefully I'll get an answer.

    Quote Originally Posted by cbh View Post
    It's a nice looking design but I do wonder how many glasses of wine have toppled over!
    I've found a slightly better image on Shutterstock and it appears to have a central section which I assume indicates where glasses can be placed.



    I see where you're coming from though and it's still perhaps not foolproof.
    Quote Originally Posted by mr noble View Post
    Tom Schneider does some too. Available in a few different styles and different woods.

    This one is very cool.

    https://www.taskers.com/living-room/...-table-166133#
    I'd actually already seen that one before you posted it - it's probably a little too complicated as there's enough of everything else going on in our living room (no giggling at the back) and I'd prefer something simpler.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaffe View Post
    He may well use it as a coffee table but it looks more like it was designed to be a seat or a stool.
    I've tried all of the same search words for coffee table with bench and stool but nothing comes up (obviously without combining "stool" and "coffee table" - that would be absurd).

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega View Post
    Hopefully the table's not too expensive. It could be, as Palin is quite effluent.
    I'm rather hoping that his Yorkshire roots may somehow have had some influence in the procurement process but it is a risk.

    Thanks for all of the contributions so far and please feel free to add others.
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    Never mind the coffee table, how the hell does he manage that spiral staircase?! Not his place surely...

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    I don't think that it adds much, but here's another image.

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    Google-ing 'Stool' brought up lots of images that I wish I hadn't seen. :(

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    It would be good to know how many logs were used in its creation.

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    While you're at it, ask him where he got the comfy chair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hogthrob View Post
    While you're at it, ask him where he got the comfy chair.
    Can't believe we missed that opportunity.

    Especially as he probably wasn't expecting the coffee table inquisition.

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    Are you talking about the little wooden coffee table?

    Try searching on Bentwood furniture, bentwood coffee tables

    Or contact Michael Palin's management team. Include a note and an image link - https://www.themichaelpalin.com/contact/

    Is this his house?

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    I had a prompt reply from Michael's agent yesterday - nobody expected that, I hear you say. The table was bought a few decades ago from Contemporary Applied Arts in Marylebone - https://www.caa.org.uk. They are still going and I suppose there's a remote chance they'll have a clue who made it and whether they are still in circulation; it's quite an interesting outfit by all accounts though some of the pricing doesn't look totally Yorkshireman-compatible.
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    It's certainly completely different.

    In honour of this thread here's the dress code for the next GTG

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    The Python's were famous for inappropriate furniture.


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    www.caa.org.uk - £31k for a drinks cabinet - on yer bike !

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    I see Drew Pritchard on Dutch TV. He appears to know a thing or two about contemporary British furniture. Why don't you give his shop a ring (or send them an email) asking them about this coffee table?

    Menno

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    Of all the interiors I’ve seen over the last 10 months or so Mr Palin’s is my favourite. Spacious but also cluttered in a homely sort of way. Sash windows and spiral staircase. Lots of natural light. Lots of books and art. Comfortable and cosy but not claustrophobic. Tasteful without being overly curated.

    I have basically become a slightly scary semi stalker of celebrities’ homes. Remember when we were all normal? It was only this time last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    I had a prompt reply from Michael's agent yesterday - nobody expected that, I hear you say. The table was bought a few decades ago from Contemporary Applied Arts in Marylebone - https://www.caa.org.uk. They are still going and I suppose there's a remote chance they'll have a clue who made it and whether they are still in circulation; it's quite an interesting outfit by all accounts though some of the pricing doesn't look totally Yorkshireman-compatible.
    They also have some interesting definitions of everyday items. They say this is a spoon:



    https://www.caa.org.uk/object/spoon-...ne-ten-hompel/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    I don't think that it adds much, but here's another image.

    North Korea looks nicer than I thought it would.

    More like North Kensington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev-O View Post
    ...I have basically become a slightly scary semi stalker of celebrities’ homes...
    Have you never heard of the light-entertainment programmes 'Through The Keyhole' or 'MTV Cribs'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hughtrimble View Post
    They also have some interesting definitions of everyday items. They say this is a spoon:



    https://www.caa.org.uk/object/spoon-...ne-ten-hompel/
    Coke spoon maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hogthrob View Post
    Coke spoon maybe.
    I prefer the ‘Frank Bough’ edition


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    A spoon for that price is pretty pretentious.

    Artist Claes Oldenburg (91 and still alive!) did a nice 'troffel' for a museum in my city:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Morgan View Post
    I prefer the ‘Frank Bough’ edition
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