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    Grand Master mr1973's Avatar
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    Wink Knock, knock, who's there?

    Well, hello ladies!

    Long time no see. Life's been a bit of a bitch in the last few years. Won't go into details in public, but it's all over now.

    So, how's everyone doing? Did I, um... miss something?

    Feels great to be back.

    Now off for the "norks" thread. See you next month.
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Glad that you're glad to be back.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mr1973 View Post
    Well, hello ladies!

    Long time no see. Life's been a bit of a bitch in the last few years. Won't go into details in public, but it's all over now.

    So, how's everyone doing? Did I, um... miss something?

    Feels great to be back.

    Now off for the "norks" thread. See you next month.

    Donald Trump became president - yes, that Donald Trump. No, I'm not kidding.

    And now he's been voted out for being a corrupt, orange sociopathic wannabee dictator! No, I'm not kidding on that either!


    So welcome back.
    So clever my foot fell off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Glad that you're glad to be back.



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    No. I'M glad that YOU'RE glad that...

    We should stop that. It's silly.
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingBanana View Post
    And now he's been voted out for being a corrupt, orange sociopathic wannabee dictator! No, I'm not kidding on that either!
    Great! I've got a soft spot for sociopathic dictators! Unfortunately, my career in that field went a bit south...
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Nice to see you back. Are you and Brick Top still dating?
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    Nice to see you back. Are you and Brick Top still dating?
    Unfortunately not. He wanted tongue, that's just a tad too personal.
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr1973 View Post
    Well, hello ladies!

    Long time no see. Life's been a bit of a bitch in the last few years. Won't go into details in public, but it's all over now.

    So, how's everyone doing? Did I, um... miss something?

    Feels great to be back.

    Now off for the "norks" thread. See you next month.
    We thought you'd had a flounce. Glad to see you back, and sorry to hear that you've been through a tough time. Try to make sure it doesn't happen again.

    As so eloquently put in another thread, we have been infiltrated by a squadron of bellends, so I would recommend that you glance through any thread dedicated to "Brexit" or "Trump" and put any regular posters on ignore. Otherwise, Burnsey flounced, and Tai Mi Shu had a spectacular meltdown, which kept us amused for a while, and everybody is now speculating on Rolex prices. Or complaining about everybody speculating on Rolex prices.

    That's about it. Welcome back.
    Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.

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    I see. Not much has changed since. Except the super high number of bell-ends. They seem to be everywhere these days.

    Rolex has increased prices? Whoa! Did not see THAT coming!






    Who actually cares?
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Hello again
    Salzburg eh?
    Nice

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    So you think you can just waltz back in here after all these years, huh?

    I'll get the lube

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingBanana View Post
    Donald Trump became president - yes, that Donald Trump. No, I'm not kidding.

    And now he's been voted out for being a corrupt, orange sociopathic wannabee dictator! No, I'm not kidding on that either!


    So welcome back.
    mmm, bear pit maybe???

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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    So you think you can just waltz back in here after all these years, huh?

    I'll get the lube
    Of all things, I do remember your "lube".



    Liked it, though.
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOAT View Post
    Hello again
    Salzburg eh?
    Nice
    No Salzburg....

    Wot he said....


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