This is a bit of a wind up right?
The whisky and port are already 10+ (and anything up to 30+) years old already and in sealed bottles so I'd say another few really won't make any difference. Same for the rum.
If you don't want to give the wine away then just pour it down the sink but I imagine you must know someone who would at least try it and then bin it if it's off.
I think they might laugh if you took it to the tip, or just drink it!