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    Your hair smells nice!


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    Quote Originally Posted by tixntox View Post
    Taking "a selfie" with a wild bear, I can see her being a "Darwin award contender" in the future .
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    Presumably this is a warning to any bears which are on the forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonK View Post
    Presumably this is a warning to any bears which are on the forum.
    I think it’s Tony, did you see his NATO thread?
    Cheers..
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    Bit tight getting caught & castrated for it

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    Back in the good old days, they used to let you play with juvenile lions at a park in NZ (maybe up to a year old?).

    They were declawed to a degree, and I think they might have blunted their front teeth a bit (or maybe that was BS, and we were just told that, to make us feel safe).

    I had the exact same thing happen to me as happened to that girl - a 10 month or so lion came up behind me, and put it's arms around my neck. I kept quite still.

    A friend and I made sure we arrived at the park once, as it was about to close for the day. The real small cubs, used to be kept in a basket in a room in the entrance/shop, and we generously offered to help the staff out, and carry the cubs back to their mothers cage for the night. Very nice.

    They stopped this practice - now they only have like 4-6 months old cubs, that you can carefully pat when their is a keeper in attendance.

    Rob.

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    I was expecting to see her getting pumped!

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    Ask for some toilet paper and ends up getting castrated. Sheesh.

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    I got into a spot of bother for telling a colleague that her hair smelled nice.

    I was sorting out some cables under her desk at the time, so it’s kind of understandable.
    Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH

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