Reply With Quote"Did he never learn?"
As I often find myself thinking "Don't you know by now?".
Mine might be:
To be fair...
As I say it a lot.
"Did he never learn?"
As I often find myself thinking "Don't you know by now?".
In my case of never even having caused a ripple, I think that 'Who?' would be most apposite.
As an aside, I think that the comedian known as Vic Reeves (real name James Moir) had the bestest-ever title for his autobiography:
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Jim.
^Excellent.
I follow the work of Mr Moir and his latest paintings are rather eye-catching. A talented man.
Sic transit...
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
I've always set my targets very high, hence my Personal Mission Statement is "Striving For Adequacy".
So that.
The contents of "Striving For Adequacy" will be very much like war: long spells of soul-crushing tedium interrupted by brief moments of gut-wrenching awfulness.
It will be a race between Reader and Writer to see who gets bored into a coma first. I feel I'll be on safe ground if I leave the last 80 pages blank - even if the occasional madman takes enough amphetamines to uncover this fact, it'll be handy for shopping lists, doodles, or when there's another pandemic and all the toilet paper runs out...
I thought I'd document all this watch-related nonsense under the title: "a nerd's eye view".
*probably.
Probably still trying.......
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
"Reach for the Ground"
It's in Eddie's signature, but I'd go with:
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
WTF
Sums up the events, experiences, decisions and people of my life, both good and bad. And I say the actual phrase several times each and every day.
FML
Seems to suit the situation.......
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
"i thought i looked ill" will be mine
Great future behind me.
What could possibly go wrong?
M
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If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out
Mine will definitely be called "Oops!"
A
I seem to spend my days protecting people from their own stupidity, so this feels apt...
"There's one thing you should know about common sense..."
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"A life, Less Ordinary"
Either, "Why me?" or "Kiss my arse".
It would depend on my mood at the time of writing
'Why would you do that?'
or possibly
'Don't eat that donut'
"Humous, accountancy and golf - my life living on the edge."
"Is that it?"
'Nowhere Fast'
Striving for Mediocrity
"It Was Like That When I found It"
Or possibly
"Right, You F***ers."
Watch and learn!
Drunk, dog-eared and all at sea. A seafarers half remembered life of dogs dicks* and seamen**
*dogs dick - a back splice in rope
** no explanation needed, I assume.
F***ed up and flat out
“How & Why?”
Island-hopping without a rudder
Better luck next time - I’m interested in Buddhism:)
Mine would be "Bug*er!!!"
“No Good Deed Goes Unpunished”
Dave
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"I wouldn't start from here"
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
"Delusions of adequacy".
Shave off! That was close.
Some might say I was a good guy, the rest will simply tell the truth.
The standard of these titles is so good that I might have to rethink mine.
SuperbOriginally Posted by learningtofly
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Who finished the bog paper?
Put the f...... lights on.
Livened up a party,when he left.
I like Billy Connollys - "Jesus! Is that the time already"
Please, may I publish a second volume?
I'll go for 'Epitome Of Indolence'.
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Jim.
“I never touched it”
"It wasn't me!"
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
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