If you eat too many eggs you get a squealing bottom
Now I really am getting confused. First I think I'm hearing voices. And now Kirk walks in with a pickled pig under his arm.
Who has the egg scratchings?
If you eat too many eggs you get a squealing bottom
Is this bar subject to a new lockdown? Or can a Gentleman get a pina colada?
Excuse me barman (where are you?) I’d like a drop of water with my whiskey and quick about it! Also a glass of pigs swill for my Gerard here.
How is the flatulence young man?