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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-52843846
In a sex fantasy gone wrong, two men with machetes entered the wrong house in New South Wales, Australia, before quickly realising their error.
One of them has now been acquitted of entering a home armed with a weapon in July 2019, Australian media report.
They had been hired to carry out a client's fantasy of being tied up in his underwear and stroked with a broom.
The judge concluded that "the facts of the case are unusual".
The role play was arranged over Facebook by a man near Griffith, New South Wales, who provided his address to the hired pair.
"He was willing to pay A$5,000 if it was 'really good'," the judge said.
Whatever floats your boat...
Yeah, that story had me in stitches last night. There must have been some delay finding the right broom, as the chap had moved house between ordering and the visit.
It doesn't mention if the client was a member of the Conservative party.
Ahh, the old Harry Potter fantasy where it's not just one of the four houses that Slytherin.Originally Posted by learningtofly
I'd stroke a man with a broom for A$5,000, but for the record I'm not saying this on SC.
I saw that this morning and nearly choked on my cornflakes.
I think the bit that really made me lose it was the "being stroked with a broom". I mean... sure, people have all kinds of fantasies, but where the hell did that one come from? It just seems so incongruous to the rest of the fantasy - which seems to be around threat, danger, unknown masked assailants etc. While not my thing, I can sort of get where that bit might be going, but the broom-stroking climax to the erotic tableau?
Mind you, I do recall reading about that guy who had a fetish for rubbish some years back and had been arrested many times for getting into people's bins and skips, and doing unspeakable things to bin bags... and the Darwin Award winner who found that an potato masher wired up to the mains and placed around his John Thomas gave a particularly special thrill while sitting on the karzi. All was fine until he forgot to turn it off before reaching for the handle and earthed himself.
True story.
So clever my foot fell off.
Got to ask was it triggers broom:)
Did this event happen on April 1st by any chance?
haha brilliant
What a wrong un!!!
I can`t believe no ones done the `waving their chopper about` gag yet.
I'm wondering if he specified the type of broom, I can understand a soft broom but not a yard broom, you'd definitely have to specify the type of broom.
Ill do it for A$4900......But I need the airfare to Aus paying.
Last edited by P9CLY; 30th May 2020 at 09:34.
Wouldn't it be easier just to take the A$5000 and then sub contract it out to some local urchin for say A$2000.
definitely the way to go.
either way, something is up when you are happy to pay $5k to have your arse tickled with a broom
Ironic that a stroke with a broom ended up as a brush with the law. I'd be bristling if it was me.
F.T.F.A.
ha very good sir
There's a place in Sheff known as La Chambre, It's a swingers club that cater for all sorts of stuff, They even have a dimly lit dungeon down the basement!!
My brother was hired to do the artwork inside, he painted a lifesized Roman orgy scene on the wall above the dip pool among other stuff, I was carting his gear to the place as he didn't drive!
One day the owner told us that he had a similar place in (I think) Coventry which was a closed down swimming baths, He had a customer that had a crotchless rubber suit made with an air pipe from the mouthpiece, He would lay at the bottom of the pool and every so oft someone put their thumb over the pipe, This kinda did something to arouse him but one day a load of footy fans burst in and ran amok, When they saw this they stuffed cigarette ends from the ashtrays down the pipe!!
Almost drowned the poor poor old perv at the bottom of the pool!!
John
I will never look at Dick Van Dyke in the same way again.
Headline I saw the other day on social media somewhere:
Thai man with a foot fetish is arrested for stealing 126 pairs of thongs and having sex with them
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sex-them.html
Takes all sorts eh
Headline I saw the other day on social media somewhere:
Thai man with a foot fetish is arrested for stealing 126 pairs of thongs and having sex with them
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sex-them.html
Takes all sorts eh
I'll bet he's been the life and sole of many a pervert's party.
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