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    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway ant and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimp View Post
    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway and and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
    Its all relative. Manchester is the furthest south I have ever lived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimp View Post
    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway and and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
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    Not sure who dick is or BGT Jim but Manchester is North West.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod View Post
    Not sure who dick is or BGT Jim but Manchester is North West.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimp View Post
    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway ant and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
    I'm from further north than you. Yes it is.

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    Worse programme on TV anyway, I’m sure a programme with people painting fences and watching them dry would be better.

    Theres only so much you can take of the sickly, oh look I’m crying and looking oh so sincere down the camera Holden, totally shocked and amazed Cowel when he’s clearly in on every bloody act anyway. Not to mention the the audience members who just so happen to be filmed at that precise moment of a jaw droopingly shocking act. I mean didn’t you see the person change places with someone else, you know magic doesn’t exist right....T**TS!!

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    From where I live 'that London' is 'up north'

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    It’s all relative. Manchester’s 3 hours drive north for me. That’s pretty northern in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimp View Post
    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway ant and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
    I'll tell you another thing, the Midlands are well south!

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    I live in Devon, Bristol is north for me
    As for the tv programme fortunately I don't watch it!!!!

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    Well the clue is in the region. North West.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimp View Post
    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway ant and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
    When I lived in London, they thought I was a northerner coming from Derby.

    And BGT is one of the reasons the tv went in a skip over 10 years ago. How can anyone get that bored?

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    Strange that you find the comment annoying. Manchester is in the North East and Ant and Dec are based in London so seems fair enough

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    I may be alone here, but whilst Ant and Dec were once a breath of fresh air, they are now jaded and it shows. They are well pst their sell by date. They must have made a fortune, so why not call time, relax and enjoy life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awright101 View Post
    Strange that you find the comment annoying. Manchester is in the North East.
    They’ve moved it; when did that happen?

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    Someone I know on the Isle of Wight calls the British mainland "The North Island". All relative I suppose .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave+63 View Post
    They’ve moved it; when did that happen?
    It's North East of some things, but most places are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandiloquence View Post
    Well the clue is in the region. North West.
    But you’re in South Manchester, so are far less Northern than proper Mancunians ;-)

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    Anything north of the Thames (north London, for example) is in the north, and anything south (south London, for example) is in the south. Manchester is in the far north, while Carlisle is in the Arctic Wastes. HTH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimp View Post
    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway ant and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
    I suspect that Ant and Dick were joking, considering they're from the 'proper' north of Newcastle. So yes, you are sad for bringing it up

    EDIT: Am I being too literal?
    Last edited by Onelasttime; 24th May 2020 at 19:31.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick P View Post
    I may be alone here, but whilst Ant and Dec were once a breath of fresh air, they are now jaded and it shows. They are well pst their sell by date. They must have made a fortune, so why not call time, relax and enjoy life.
    You are likely alone here in giving them that much thought.

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    If you live in Marseille it’s even norther

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    Up North = Shetland!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave+63 View Post
    They’ve moved it; when did that happen?
    Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimp View Post
    Watching BGT, yes im bored, anyway ant and dick were in manchester, they went on stage and said "its great to be up north" well to me manchester aint up north, yes im sad to have brought this up.
    Of course Manchester is ‘up North’, it’s one of the Cities that make up the Northern Powerhouse and lies further north than Sheffield.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave+63 View Post
    They’ve moved it; when did that happen?
    Haha, I’ll get my coat

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    The punctuation is more irritating than Ant & Dick.
    PS I live on the South Coast so everything is "Oop North"

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    I was led to believe that anywhere North of the Watford Gap service stations was “up North”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmATeaf View Post
    I was led to believe that anywhere North of the Watford Gap service stations was “up North”
    Anything north of the M25 IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil.C View Post
    Anything north of the M25 IMO.
    Anywhere north of the Thames.
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    To me most of you are southern softies.

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    As I understand it we are going through a process of reversal of the magnetic poles, soon you will all be up South.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    Up North = Shetland!
    Well said southern person!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ach5 View Post
    But you’re in South Manchester, so are far less Northern than proper Mancunians ;-)
    Card carrying professional Mancunian I'll have you know!

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    Ay lad, Manchester is North and proud of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxy100 View Post
    Anything north of the Thames (north London, for example) is in the north, and anything south (south London, for example) is in the south. Manchester is in the far north, while Carlisle is in the Arctic Wastes. HTH.
    I have to agree with you.

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    The middle of the UK is in Morecambe Bay.

    Manchester is probably midlands.

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    I was born (and lived for 40 years) in Bournemouth. Birmingham was "way up north" when I was small.
    Now I live in Peterborough, which is further north than Birmingham, and north is now Leeds or Newcastle.

    I couldn't comprehend ever travelling as far north as Leeds when I was little... now it's under 2 hours in the car, which is less time than I spend commuting to work each day (or was, pre 23/03/20).

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    There is no north and south . I'm from Suffolk so everyone else is a westerner.

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