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    Covid humour

    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
    very, closely:
    "Are - my - test - results - back?"

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    The first posting on this forum of that joke was by VinceR in November 2008.

    God help us in another couple of weeks...
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    ​Jim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwg663 View Post
    The first posting on this forum of that joke was by VinceR in November 2008.

    God help us in another couple of weeks...
    Wasn’t aware but worth a repost.. :)

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    That joke’s so old it gets a telegram from the Queen.

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    Even the seagulls get it!


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    Enforcing the 'Stay at Home' message Italian Style!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skier View Post
    Thanks for posting that.

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    Rather than staying home, that makes me want to go to Australia!

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    I LOL-ed.

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    I believe the first Dyson ventilator is now in use..

    The patient is picking up well...

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