I think that Carlton-Browne will be up for this
This goes out to TZ friends only Do Not I repeat DO NOT tell everyone. I want to keep you all safe so have a plan to steal a double decker bus and take as many of my friends and their family to Ambridge, this is the one village in the uk where so far there are currently no food shortages, no cases of corona and the streets are lined with toilet roll. Following a small gas explosion in the kitchen the hotel is shut but I think I can secure enough space in some yurts at Spiritual Home, it’ll give us a chance detox from all this toxicness.
All those who wish reserve this seat on the bus please message below. Priority will be given to anyone who knows about lambing, picking strawberries or making cider. To anyone who doesn’t make it, stay safe out there.
I think that Carlton-Browne will be up for this
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
I'm experienced in bushcraft and wild foraging, the nirvana you describe has me yearning for "self isolation", please give my seat to someone else.
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
I'm in, I like seedy hotels