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    See @TheTweetOfGod for:

    • The masked shall inherit the earth.

    • There is no vaccine against stupid.

      And if there were, the stupid wouldn't take it.

    • The right to be stupid is the last refuge of the stupid.

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    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    A retake on a classic photograph.

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    Ten things to ponder as 2020 draws to a close.

    1. The dumbest thing I bought this year was a 2020 planner

    2. 2019 Stay away from negative people. 2020 Stay away from positive people

    3. The world has turned upside down. Old people are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.

    4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.
    I came Home and told the dog.....we had a good laugh

    5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

    6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

    7. I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a 6-foot barge pole” would become a national policy but here we are!

    8. I really need to practice social distancing...... from the fridge

    9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the garden.
    I am tired of the living room

    10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank clerk with a mask on and ask for money.

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    ^^^^^

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    Germany had a four Tier system long before the UK.

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    Planning ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaytip View Post
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    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Remember this...

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    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    Pretty much where I'm at.

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    It's no longer a Dutch Oven.
    Tell her it's a Covid test !
    If she can smell it and taste it she's healthy.

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    Last edited by Kingstepper; 15th February 2021 at 12:18.

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    As relevant today...
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

    'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.

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    With the emergence of several new variants of the Covid-19 virus, news reporters everywhere are hoping a Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Covid-19 variant doesn't emerge.....

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    Man, 30 invited for vaccination as height entered at 6.2cm giving him a BMI of 28,000.

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    THAT SLAYED ME

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    Ralf, you’ve won the internet today; take a bow!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mj2k View Post
    Ralf, you’ve won the internet today; take a bow!


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    Well, I only found it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by number2 View Post
    As relevant today...
    Quite. Even more so perhaps with the internet.
    Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.

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    Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.

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    This made me chuckle today…



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