Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
A little nervous, but yesterday I volunteered for the COVID-19 vaccine trials held in London.
The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first injection this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that its completely safe, with ?o side effects whatsoeve?, and that I feelshκι χoρoshο? ? ???????? ???? ??????? ??????? ? ? ?????, ??? ??????? ??????? ???.
Thanks all, yes all the question marks should be Russian transcript, what they originally meant I have no idea so best ask Rudy Giuliani.
Lesson learnt, don't copy/paste a text into Tapatalk especially with a foreign language..
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If at the end of this second lockdown you could choose between a foreign holiday with your wife or pints and steaks with the lads, what would be your choice:
A - well done
B - medium
C - medium rare
D - rare
This is brilliant. Im stealing this image!
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Turning the clocks back and getting an extra hour in 2020 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album!
Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.
thanks. - do I also need to specify the difference between BEFORE & AFTER ...?
Starmer called for lockdown before this surge in cases .. see this news article from early Oct...
z
Edited as this is the G&D.
All, let's not argue on a humour thread.
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...you’re deflecting. Prove you’re not...
Which part of before or after do you not understand ?
Simple question. Give a simple answer.
... chronology is important when making statements about hindsight.
...it makes the joke work... of shows a lack of “something”...
z
I find it amusing that Boris et al are the butt of most of the more vocal & forthright members of this forum,but the moment that someone actually dares to post something taking the piss out of Starmer/Labour? Admittedly it wasnt the funniest meme,but thats besides the point.
This is supposed to be a fun thread so please take the usual crap to the BP. Zelig thats really not acceptable though- this isnt the 70s thank god and you need to grow up.
Is it really? Is it in the interest of balance? I find some jokes on BJ lame and do not comment. I didnt think this was funny because it was demonstrably a lie. I am sure there are examples of Starmer using the benefit of hindsight. It so happens that this was not one.
But even if it had been, isnt it the privilege of the opposition?
And in time of national crisis, should the opposition (in general, regardless of the individuals involved, or even the side theyre on) systematically vote against the government or do you believe supporting measures, even if you think they are half baked, in order to give them a better chance to be followed by the population as a whole, precludes you from criticising them when it appears that they were effectively half baked?
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche