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    Covid19 funnies

    In the true British spirit of dealing with things through humour I think we should have a funnies thread. If itís been done elsewhere then just ignore. I had a look but couldnít see one. There are plenty serious threads on the subject so this is only intended as some light relief so donít take it the wrong way. Iíll start with a couple Iíve seen

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    Covid19 funnies

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    You been stockpiling these Greg ?

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    Covid19 funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by RustyBin5 View Post
    You been stockpiling these Greg ?
    Yeah, waiting for someone to start this thread mate
    I have more but some use the C word, which may upset a few. But they are funny

    In fact Iíll edit it ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anygreg View Post
    Yeah, waiting for someone to start this thread mate
    I have more but some use the C word, which may upset a few. But they are funny
    C word? I assume you mean Corona

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    Covid19 funnies

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    Quote Originally Posted by RustyBin5 View Post
    C word? I assume you mean Corona
    Very good

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    @ Anygreg - you may want to consider deleting/editing one of your posts before Eddie "edits" your account...


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    As a supporter I didnít find this that amusing but Iím sure some will


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    Quote Originally Posted by Macca View Post


    As a supporter I didnít find this that amusing but Iím sure some will


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    Stolen and used elsewhere .
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    Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid -19 Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer -14

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    I hope this doesnít count as political

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    This made me chuckle; but wish Charlie well.

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    Local Kid Canít Believe Parents Call That A Dayís ĎWorkí
    A FRANKLY astonished 8-year-old Irish child is questioning everything he thought he knew about his parents after witnessing their half-arsed attempts at looking busy as they continue to Ďworkí from home.
    ďMumís words-per-minute typing is fucking awful, sheís going at a snailís pace and only using her index fingers, and himself? Heís been on the phone to IT for the last week saying he canít get Zoom to work but then heís telling friends Ďoh yeah, Iím still flat outí. Fucking workshy bollocks are stealing a living,Ē confirmed little Matthew Gallon, son to Brian and Rachel Gallon. ďIíd report mum to HR only she is the head of HR in her place, not that youíd fucking know it. She spends more time staring in the fridge and taking piss breaks than she does at her desk,Ē the young tyke added, genuinely disgusted by the lack of work ethic from his parents, the very same people who give him a hard time for not tidying up his toys.
    ďIím questioning everything I know about economics, capitalism. This whole thing, the whole damn system, itís like a house of cards waiting to collapse and these eejits have the audacity to think their companies would be lost without them? A Ďdayísí work? They rolled out of bed at 10am and theyíre clocking off at 4.30pm,Ē added Matthew who was either having an existential crisis or just needed a nap. Matthew joins a growing chorus of children across the world that have reported their working-from-home parents to their employers and demanded better work rate dedication. ďMy dadís so all over the place I just muted him in the middle of his Zoom call and stood behind and delivered my own Powerpoint to his boss,Ē explained Matthew, ďsome people in this house need to buck up, big timeĒ.
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