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    Quote Originally Posted by EJL25 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJL25 View Post
    Very clever

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    I don’t know if this is funny or not....


    But credit to the ‘geezer’ in the car possibly Joe Swash

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aLoQI_1585233791&p=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKH View Post
    I don’t know if this is funny or not....


    But credit to the ‘geezer’ in the car possibly Joe Swash

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aLoQI_1585233791&p=1
    Not funny at all, dude in the car is a right tool.

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    Last edited by Griswold; 27th March 2020 at 11:43.
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    ^^^^^ Very clever

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    Blimey, seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid. I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely...

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    Quote Originally Posted by deanlad View Post
    Blimey, seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid. I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely...
    That sucks.

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    The incomparable Randy Rainbow has released a Social Distancing song:




    If you haven't seen him before, check out his other videos...
    So clever my foot fell off.

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    I am on day 9 of quarantine and was wondering if anyone had any porn sites they'd like to recommend other than:

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    These have gotten boring 😔 Any help is much appreciated. Thanks.

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    GhettoGaggers? I'm trying not to imagine....

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    Taking no chances here


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    Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolboy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump said " I need one. I'm the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World" - takes one and jumps. Boris said " I'm needed to sort out Britain" - takes one and jumps. The Pope said " I need one as the World needs the Catholic Church" - he takes one and jumps. Angela Merkel says to the schoolboy " You take the last parachute. I've lived my life and yours is only starting". The ten year old replied : "Don't worry, there are 2 parachutes left, as the smartest man in the USA took my school bag".

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    The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

    'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

    'An ambulance just drove by!'

    'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

    'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

    'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

    'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

    After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

    Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

    Dad cautiously called out,
    'How do you know they're having sex?'

    'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.
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    Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
    "Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
    Trump frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?"
    The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
    The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Boris Johnson in here, would you?"
    The Prime Minster walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
    The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Boris. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
    Without pausing for a moment, he answered, "That would be me."
    "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
    Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question. “ Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
    "I'm not sure," said Pence. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
    Finally, Pence ran in to his friend Jack Murphy in a restaurant the next night. Pence asked, "Jack, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
    Jack Murphy answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
    Pence smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
    Pence then went back to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle: It's my friend Jack Murphy!"
    Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot! It's Boris Johnson!" :)
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    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Coronavirus - bringing out the best in people.
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    I have been stocking up with ice cream, tinned fruit and raspberry sauce. I am planning to self isolate for a month of sundaes.
    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by higham5 View Post

    He is shite at keeping distance to folks, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ed335d View Post
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