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    Quote Originally Posted by monogroover View Post
    Give us one of your sharp, incisive, side-splitting progressive gags, Banana. Show us dull witless bloody Tories how to raise the roof with acerbic left-wing hilarity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    G&D old fruit, politics with a hint of racism - nice.
    Last edited by number2; 3rd November 2020 at 18:30. Reason: That probably wasn't the intention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    That's Jeff Lynne's dog on the right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakeColdplayHistory View Post
    Reminds me of Phoenix Nights when Clinton Baptiste asks Brian what time he’s on “if you were any good - you’d know”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    That's Jeff Lynne's dog on the right?
    I was thinking Bob Ross

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    That's Jeff Lynne's dog on the right?
    Lol. I saw a 1977 video of ELO the other evening, the only time I've seen him without his shades. Looked well weird!

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    Quote Originally Posted by number2 View Post
    G&D old fruit, politics with a hint of racism - nice.
    FGS. All the political jokes on this thread and you have to jibe in. And edit it but leave the comment.
    Last edited by oldoakknives; 3rd November 2020 at 19:51.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artistmike View Post
    Aha! Something funny - shame you have to trawl through!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt8500 View Post
    Seriously Andy? Making light of horrible situations is a release for many. If you don’t like it don’t read the thread- if you want to endlessly dissect irrelevant data or score points there are other places to do that, so fill your boots there.
    Wow! But thanks for your insight and suggestion.

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    Wow! But thanks for your insight and suggestion.
    You’re more than welcome...

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    In the spirit of things.
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

    'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamaster73 View Post
    How is that funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk280 View Post
    How is that funny?
    If a modern stand up comedian said that joke at some of the gigs I used to go to it would create a lot of laughs, but maybe the G&D isn’t the right audience.

    It’s certainly not PC and neither is a lot of the jokes/humour they base there material on, but sometimes people just want to kick back and laugh at the stuff that should normally be insulting.

    Now more than ever we are being force fed other people’s views whether we like it or not, left/right wing, BLM, Brexit, extinction rebellion, terrorism the list goes on, sometimes a satirical look at life does us good..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk280 View Post
    How is that funny?
    No more or less funny than the 620 odd posts before it making humour out of a virus that has killed so many people I suppose. Which you don’t seem to mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    No more or less funny than the 620 odd posts before it making humour out of a virus that has killed so many people I suppose. Which you don’t seem to mind.
    I didn’t say I minded it. I asked how it was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk280 View Post
    I didn’t say I minded it. I asked how it was funny.
    Oh I see. I thought you meant it wasn’t funny because it involved Shipman being used in a supposedly humorous way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Oh I see. I thought you meant it wasn’t funny because it involved Shipman being used in a supposedly humorous way.
    Your thoughts are appreciated as always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Oh I see. I thought you meant it wasn’t funny because it involved Shipman being used in a supposedly humorous way.
    Say what you like about Shipman, he was a bloody grafter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamaster73 View Post
    Say what you like about Shipman, he was a bloody grafter.
    That's another keyboard you owe me.
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    That's more depressing than funny...

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    I took this as a dark humour thread, or at least, that’s what the title suggests.

    A bit like, I have a fish that can breakdance, but only once and for 20 seconds!

    :)

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    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    I hear that due to lockdown Greggs are trialing drone deliveries, but I think it's just pie in the sky thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodia77 View Post
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    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

    'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.

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    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint-Just View Post
    B da boom tschhhhhhh

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    The Queen’s official residences have been put into different local restrictions. Some in Tier 1, some in Tier 2 and at least one in Tier 3.

    These are the Tiers of a Crown.

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