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    ^ love it!


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    Oops - how can this thread not be in the BP?

    funny (but sweary) pic removed.

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    As much as I dislike Brewdog, this is pretty shrewd by them.


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    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alasdairmc View Post

    As much as I dislike Brewdog, this is pretty shrewd by them.
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    Just tried to buy some....looks like their website is sloooow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk280 View Post
    Just tried to buy some....looks like their website is sloooow!
    Overloaded by massive demand.

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    STAY ALERT; CONTROL THE VIRUS; SAVE LIVES

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    EASILY SURVIVES TRAVEL NORTH TO CASTLE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Normunds View Post
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    About sums it up?

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    The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

    It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.

    Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt8500 View Post
    The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

    It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.

    Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.
    Opponents who said it was unnecessary have been thrown to the sacred crocodiles; a minister said "they're in denial."
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    Is this now the dad joke thread?

    Couple of good ones there though; I'll add them to my collection. Do you know I keep all my dad jokes? In a dad-a-base.

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    Dad joke content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tvralan View Post
    Dad joke content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tvralan View Post
    Dad joke content.

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    I hope someone reported him... not supposed to work whilst furloughed...

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    Very good!

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    What will the end of lockdown look like?
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    Hale and Pace - ahead of their time!


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    Absolutely brilliant. Comedy gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cr55eds View Post
    Absolutely brilliant. Comedy gold.
    Agreed, went off on YT and watched a few of their old sketches.

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    Not sure if this even belongs in the funnies thread...?



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