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    A little nervous, but yesterday I volunteered for the COVID-19 vaccine trials held in London.

    The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first injection this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that itís completely safe, with ?o side effects whatsoeve?, and that I feelshκι χoρoshο? ? ???????? ???? ??????? ??????? ? ? ?????, ??? ??????? ??????? ???.

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    Quote Originally Posted by murkeywaters View Post
    A little nervous, but yesterday I volunteered for the COVID-19 vaccine trials held in London.

    The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first injection this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that itís completely safe, with ?o side effects whatsoeve?, and that I feelshőļőĻ ŌáoŌĀoshőŅ? ? ???????? ???? ??????? ??????? ? ? ?????, ??? ??????? ??????? ???.
    ?????? ???? ???????!

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    Covid19 funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by Normunds View Post
    ?????? ???? ???????!
    There should be writing in russian alphabets.
    Translated it would say something like ĒPutin is the greatestĒ or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJL25 View Post
    There should be writing in russian alphabets.
    Translated it would say something like ĒPutin is the greatestĒ or something like that.
    It's at least for the third time this was posted and Normunds has translated the Russian text in earlier instances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    It's at least for the third time this was posted and Normunds has translated the Russian text in earlier instances.
    Iíll get my coat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJL25 View Post
    There should be writing in russian alphabets.
    Translated it would say something like ĒPutin is the greatestĒ or something like that.
    так точно товарищ!

    apparently tapatalk blocks Cyrillic 🤬

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    Quote Originally Posted by Normunds View Post
    —ā–į–ļ —ā–ĺ—á–Ĺ–ĺ —ā–ĺ–≤–į—Ä–ł—Č!

    apparently tapatalk blocks Cyrillic ūü§¨
    ...unlike Fox News.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Normunds View Post
    ?????? ???? ???????!
    Quote Originally Posted by EJL25 View Post
    There should be writing in russian alphabets.
    Translated it would say something like ”Putin is the greatest” or something like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    It's at least for the third time this was posted and Normunds has translated the Russian text in earlier instances.
    Quote Originally Posted by Normunds View Post
    так точно товарищ!

    apparently tapatalk blocks Cyrillic 郎
    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    ...unlike Fox News.
    Thanks all, yes all the question marks should be Russian transcript, what they originally meant I have no idea so best ask Rudy Giuliani.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post


    Pathetic effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingBanana View Post
    Pathetic effort.
    You have no idea how much that comment pleases me. Poor Captain Hindsight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by number2 View Post
    Out soon.
    Hahahahaha superb.Where are the other 9 volumes ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewcregan View Post
    Ah yes, the condensed version!
    The writing must be tiny.

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    If at the end of this second lockdown you could choose between a foreign holiday with your wife or pints and steaks with the lads, what would be your choice:

    A - well done

    B - medium

    C - medium rare

    D - rare

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackal View Post
    If at the end of this second lockdown you could choose between a foreign holiday with your wife or pints and steaks with the lads, what would be your choice:

    A - well done

    B - medium

    C - medium rare

    D - rare
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    This is brilliant. Iím stealing this image!


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    Turning the clocks back and getting an extra hour in 2020 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caruso View Post
    Turning the clocks back and getting an extra hour in 2020 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album!
    Or an a extra hour to post on/read the Covid thread.

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    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    Quote Originally Posted by number2 View Post



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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    hindsight hīnd′sīt″



    • n.
      Perception of the significance and nature of events after they have occurred.


    The science predicted this. Boris ignored it.
    Starmer simply stated they would have acted upon it.
    Which part of that definition donít you understand ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    hindsight hīnd′sīt″



    • n.
      Perception of the significance and nature of events after they have occurred.


    The science predicted this. Boris ignored it.
    Starmer simply stated they would have acted upon it.
    Which part of that definition don’t you understand ?

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    You are the one who obviously doesn't understand the definition you posted. "Perception of the significance and nature of events after they have occurred."
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    You are the one who obviously doesn't understand the definition you posted. "Perception of the significance and nature of events after they have occurred."

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    Oh dear. Insult time is it? Well done chap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Oh dear. Insult time is it? Well done chap.
    thanks. - do I also need to specify the difference between BEFORE & AFTER ...?

    Starmer called for lockdown before this surge in cases .. see this news article from early Oct...

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    Edited as this is the G&D.

    All, let's not argue on a humour thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    We can use that word again now without fear of censure? The tide is turning at last!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    thanks. - do I also need to specify the difference between BEFORE & AFTER ...?

    Starmer called for lockdown before this surge in cases .. see this news article from early Oct...

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    Itís a humour thread. Something you appear to lack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Itís a humour thread. Something you appear to lack.
    I love humour.

    I hate ignorance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    I love humour.

    I hate ignorance.
    Yeah, ignorance is retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    I love humour.

    I hate ignorance.

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    Says the person calling someone Ďretardedí. Stunning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Says the person calling someone ‘retarded’. Stunning.
    ...you’re deflecting. Prove you’re not...
    Which part of before or after do you not understand ?
    Simple question. Give a simple answer.
    ... chronology is important when making statements about hindsight.
    ...it makes the joke work... of shows a lack of “something”...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    ...youíre deflecting. Prove youíre not...
    Which part of before or after do you not understand ?
    Simple question. Give a simple answer.
    ... chronology is important when making statements about hindsight.
    ...it makes the joke work... of shows a lack of ďsomethingĒ...
    You stick to your guns, Zelig son. Can you also get ďspackerĒ back into common currency please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Erm....Starmer has been saying for weeks that we should Ďfollow the scienceí and have a tighter lockdown!

    I donít understand why you think this is funny.

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    Senseless

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    I find it amusing that Boris et al are the butt of most of the more vocal & forthright members of this forum,but the moment that someone actually dares to post something taking the piss out of Starmer/Labour? Admittedly it wasnít the funniest meme,but thatís besides the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by village View Post
    I find it amusing that Boris et al are the butt of most of the more vocal & forthright members of this forum,but the moment that someone actually dares to post something taking the piss out of Starmer/Labour? Admittedly it wasnít the funniest meme,but thatís besides the point.
    The funniest thing is daft lefties apparently complaining that Boris didnít pull his jackboots on fast enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig View Post
    ...youíre deflecting. Prove youíre not...
    Which part of before or after do you not understand ?
    Simple question. Give a simple answer.
    ... chronology is important when making statements about hindsight.
    ...it makes the joke work... of shows a lack of ďsomethingĒ...

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    After calling me retarded you expect me to discuss pedantics with you? Guess what.....
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    This is supposed to be a fun thread so please take the usual crap to the BP. Zelig thatís really not acceptable though- this isnít the 70s thank god and you need to grow up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by village View Post
    I find it amusing that Boris et al are the butt of most of the more vocal & forthright members of this forum,but the moment that someone actually dares to post something taking the piss out of Starmer/Labour? Admittedly it wasnít the funniest meme,but thatís besides the point.
    Yes. All of a sudden it all has to be justified and investigated, although they do like investigations and enquiries. Apparently....
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    Quote Originally Posted by village View Post
    Admittedly it wasnít the funniest meme,but thatís besides the point.
    Is it really? Is it in the interest of balance? I find some jokes on BJ lame and do not comment. I didnít think this was funny because it was demonstrably a lie. I am sure there are examples of Starmer using the benefit of hindsight. It so happens that this was not one.
    But even if it had been, isnít it the privilege of the opposition?
    And in time of national crisis, should the opposition (in general, regardless of the individuals involved, or even the side theyíre on) systematically vote against the government or do you believe supporting measures, even if you think they are half baked, in order to give them a better chance to be followed by the population as a whole, precludes you from criticising them when it appears that they were effectively half baked?
    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt8500 View Post
    This is supposed to be a fun thread so please take the usual crap to the BP. Zelig thatís really not acceptable though- this isnít the 70s thank god and you need to grow up.

    Alas 45k (and rising) are dead in the UK alone, so this thread stopping being funny a long time ago.

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