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    Tin-foil hats (Corona related)

    Any conspiracy theorists amongst us? Loonies, I mean.

    Today I have been told that Covid 19 was invented by America and released in China to have the world turn on them, taking away their "superpower" status.

    I have separately been told almost the exact reverse, that China was planning to release it to America but it "got out".

    Later I was very sagely informed that Huawei (phones, internet etc) manufactured and released it to spite us for not letting them built our 5g network (complete with their spying software).

    The woman in the shop next to mine, who I thought was fairly intelligent, has also been convinced that this is the beginning of a global biological warfare designed to destabilize our governments in preparation for a China/Russia attack on us and America.

    I despair some days. If this truly is the end of humanity, maybe it's just the right time for it...

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    AndyG suggested it's Russia.

    All b#ll#cks IMO.

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    Surely it's a cheap Chinese knock-off of a well-engineered Porton Down invention?

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    I think is the preppers around the world who designed it so that they finally start using their stocks and different survival plans

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    IF (and I'm not REALLY suggesting this is the case) Russia wanted to cripple Britain's economy, fixing the Brexit result and then releasing Coronavirus would certainly seem a pretty effective way of doing it!

    If they're happy to send assassins with neurotoxins into a sleepy British city, something that will just make most people mildly unwell, but cause chaos, seems like the easy option to take!

    Probably not true... Probably...

    You can see how these ideas take off, though.

    Clearly it's the criminal mastermind behind Andrex...

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    Prince Andrew and Harvey Weinstein concocted it in their devil's laboratory in order to distract attention from themselves.

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    From the 1981 book “The Eyes of Darkness” -

    Written by Dean Koontz, “The Eyes of Darkness” is a story about a mother who discovers her son Danny is being kept in a military facility after being infected with a man-made microorganism called “Wuhan-400”.

    Chapter 39 reads: “To understand it, you have to go back 20 months.

    “It was around then that a Chinese scientist named Li Chen defected to the US, carrying a diskette record of China’s most important and dangerous new biological weapon in a decade.

    “They call the stuff ‘Wuhan-400’ because it was developed at their RDNA labs outside the city of Wuhan and it was the 400th viable strain of man-made microorganisms created at that research centre."



    Another book from 2008 -

    “End of Days: Predictions and prophecies about the end of the world” co-written by “psychic and spiritual teacher” Sylvia Browne, and published in 2008.

    It claims that “In around 2020 a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments.”





    Make of this what you will, all I will say is the Chinese do not the the Dollar being the world currency and want to make the Yen more powerful..
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    I don't think even she knows what she's trying to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Hotel View Post


    I don't think even she knows what she's trying to say.
    she certainly doesnt know how to use punctuation

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    Someone at work was utterly convinced the Chinese government had developed it, but that it had "escaped from the lab."

    I previously had doubts about this person's intelligence; no longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowman View Post
    she certainly doesnt know how to use punctuation

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    Nicely done. I think.
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    Make of this what you will, all I will say is the Chinese do not the the Dollar being the world currency and want to make the Yen more powerful..[/QUOTE]

    Remarkably generous of them to the Japanese if they do want to make the Yen stronger. It'd be unhelpful for China as well bearing in mind the pile of dollars they are sitting on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingstepper View Post
    AndyG suggested it's Russia.
    There must be some conspiracy theories by now about AndyG.
    "A man of little significance"

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    One of my mates suggested Disney+: now Dutch kids are at home all day long - for at least three weeks, he finally gave in and has opened a Disney+ account!

    Another mate suggested Bill Gates because he wanted to show the world that he was correct in this TedTalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Af6b_wyiwI Had Steve Jobs still been alive, I'm sure that the blame would have been on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebuffoon View Post
    Make of this what you will, all I will say is the Chinese do not the the Dollar being the world currency and want to make the Yen more powerful..
    Remarkably generous of them to the Japanese if they do want to make the Yen stronger. It'd be unhelpful for China as well bearing in mind the pile of dollars they are sitting on.[/QUOTE]

    Your right, some of the conspiracy theories are quite wild and yes I was told Yen!!

    Will be interesting when the actual source is found and how it jumped to humans..

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    Quote Originally Posted by thieuster View Post
    One of my mates suggested Disney+: now Dutch kids are at home all day long - for at least three weeks, he finally gave in and has opened a Disney+ account!

    Another mate suggested Bill Gates because he wanted to show the world that he was correct in this TedTalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Af6b_wyiwI Had Steve Jobs still been alive, I'm sure that the blame would have been on him.
    What do you mean "if he was still alive"...?

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    It was all predicted in the King Gizzard song 'Superbug':

    https://youtu.be/AeEfdnB33dg

    You can thank me later.

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    I refer you to Albert Camus & his seminal fluid work the Plague, published in 1947. If it's TL:DR, then here's a nice summary/piece:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/19/o...us-plague.html
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    I got sent this today, not sure if any of it is true or not.....


    Now here is an interesting conspiracy theory if you want:
    Impact of coronavirus on stock exchanges worldwide, within 1 month:

    -26%
    -26%
    -25%
    -27%
    -20%
    -19%
    -16%
    -24%
    -14%
    -17%
    -12%
    - 17%

    Now, look at this:

    (China) + 0.3%

    China, creator of the pandemic, has miraculously "recovered", has almost no more cases of coronavirus. The world is now beginning to feel the effects and panic about the disease. Who recovered first ?? China itself! It seems to be that this virus was a move by the Chinese government in response to the loss of the trade war with the United States. The goal: to throw the world into recession !!!
    Is the scenario not clear? They are already growing! China bought almost everything it devalued on the stock exchanges around the world ... with that the Chinese became owners of the global companies that are in China and without the money leaving China.

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    Not a theorist of any thing but this is whatever :)

    https://www.history.com/news/why-was...he-spanish-flu

    "While it’s unlikely that the “Spanish Flu” originated in Spain, scientists are still unsure of its source. France, China and Britain have all been suggested as the potential birthplace of the virus, as has the United States, where the*first known case*was reported at a military base in Kansas on March 11, 1918."

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn...ion/index.html

    WHO declares Corana virus a pandemic on 11th march

    if they exist they like synchronicity




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    This huge event held in Wuhan in October 2019 must have had something to do with the propagation of the virus, mustn't it? Hardly seen a mention of it though, have you?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Military_World_Games
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    BREAKING NEWS: Scientists reckon they have found the source of the Coronavirus. It appears to have originated from Old Trafford’s medical facility where it is believed that they were trying to stop Liverpool FC from winning their 1st Premiership League title thus spoiling party celebrations in the Mecca of the footballing world that is LIVERPOOL MERSEYSIDE :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevkojak View Post
    Any conspiracy theorists amongst us? Loonies, I mean.

    I'm afraid so. A while ago I read that the government's COVID-19 strategy was devised by Dominic Cummings to purge our society of economically unproductive older people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dkpw View Post
    Someone at work was utterly convinced the Chinese government had developed it, but that it had "escaped from the lab."

    I previously had doubts about this person's intelligence; no longer.
    Just coincidence that a Category IV Biosafety laboratory* is situated in Wuhan?

    *WIKI

    Just sayin'

    I actually like the theory that this is public reaction tester for a coming alien invasion better!

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    here's something........................B


    https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0317175442.htm

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    Just the next step in Greta Thunberg’s evil master plan to take over the world...

    Either that or British Gas - they’ve been making increasingly desperate excuses over the last 6 months not to come and service our boiler (under a prepaid contract). Latest date given was April 6th, giving them enough time to release the virus and allow it to take hold, hoping that I will have to cancel it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stoneyloon View Post
    I got sent this today, not sure if any of it is true or not.....


    Now here is an interesting conspiracy theory if you want:
    Impact of coronavirus on stock exchanges worldwide, within 1 month:

    -26%
    -26%
    -25%
    -27%
    -20%
    -19%
    -16%
    -24%
    -14%
    -17%
    -12%
    - 17%

    Now, look at this:

    (China) + 0.3%

    China, creator of the pandemic, has miraculously "recovered", has almost no more cases of coronavirus. The world is now beginning to feel the effects and panic about the disease. Who recovered first ?? China itself! It seems to be that this virus was a move by the Chinese government in response to the loss of the trade war with the United States. The goal: to throw the world into recession !!!
    Is the scenario not clear? They are already growing! China bought almost everything it devalued on the stock exchanges around the world ... with that the Chinese became owners of the global companies that are in China and without the money leaving China.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruggertech View Post
    Prince Andrew and Harvey Weinstein concocted it in their devil's laboratory in order to distract attention from themselves.

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    Andrew................ Brexit.....................Coronavirus. What next, beginning with the letter "D"?

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    A population thick enough to leave the EU are liable to believe anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    Just coincidence that a Category IV Biosafety laboratory* is situated in Wuhan?

    *WIKI

    Just sayin'
    And built specifically to study Coronaviruses.
    according to an article by the Beeb from 2016 talking the place up. I’ll look for the link.

    I do struggle to believe the sheer coincidence of the virus appearing in Wuhan, and the above.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    A population thick enough to leave the EU are liable to believe anything.
    That thick population just might have averted the UK paying billions of bail out money to the EU..

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    Quote Originally Posted by murkeywaters View Post
    That thick population just might have averted the UK paying billions of bail out money to the EU..
    Did you read that on the side of a big red bus?

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    BREXIT is over, move on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    BREXIT is over, move on.
    Oh it hasn't even started yet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    BREXIT is over, move on.
    It has barely started.

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    Likely to be delayed for a while at least. Not just because Barnier has the lurgy.

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    Farting in a thunderstorm!

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    Dead in a ditch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    BREXIT is over, move on.
    Until the next referendum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Did you read that on the side of a big red bus?
    As other have said, its not over yet, but there is no point arguing or being bitter, any country/bloc will be doing well to come out of this scenario with some sort of economy intact.

    My feeling is that we were one of the big three contributors to the Euro, any bailout would be very expensive for us, thats after paying huge amounts to get ourselves through this crisis.

    Brexit is well and truly on hold, probably ending with a no deal if Boris sticks with his end of year deadline.

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    We’re all moving on for the greater good 👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    BREXIT is over, move on.
    They can't, they just can't. Tantrums-r-them.

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    Amazon did it. What better way to get the green light for drone delivery

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    Quote Originally Posted by hafle View Post
    Amazon did it. What better way to get the green light for drone delivery
    Yeah, nice one!

    And note Bezos hasn't been seen in weeks, bet he's safely tucked up in his underground bunker with a dozen supermodels.

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    Huawei released it because the Western world didn’t accept their phones and / or 5G networks.

    In a similar vein, these symptoms are due to high levels of radiation caused by 5G masts. The government know when sufferers will peak because it will coincide with more masts being turned on.

    The virus has been released to clear the decks of the weak and also reset the financial markets.

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    Somehow the UK will be different.

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_W._Donald

    CEO Carnival cruises .. Princess Diamond cruise ship that maybe cultivated a greater problem

    ex Executive of Monsanto bio company ... acquired by Bayer who trump is buying the supposed cure from... it makes a good story if nothing else

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