I do like a pair of Navy Blue BDU cargo shorts for their utilitarianism (see 40yr +) but.....Woodland camo? What are you camouflaging yourself from?
For full midlife crisis effect maybe go with Nam era Tiger Stripe? Even better if you have people to embarrass, like teenage kids. I have garish Hawaiian shirts that serve that purpose. They are the antithesis of camouflage but have the same effect! 😁