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    Haiku about being an adult

    I am so tired

    Where did all my money go

    My back is hurting




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    You can live in your car but you can't drive your house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxy100 View Post
    I am so tired

    Where did all my money go

    My back is hurting




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    That's beautiful man.

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    This amused me.
    Dave E

    Skating away on the thin ice of a new day

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    Perhaps best not to use this on a Valentine's card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxy100 View Post
    I am so tired

    Where did all my money go

    My back is hurting

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    Profound Indeed........
    I could write these poems - that is exactly what goes through my head most mornings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENES View Post
    Profound Indeed........
    I could write these poems - that is exactly what goes through my head most mornings!
    Ah but could you write one better than that?
    You can live in your car but you can't drive your house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxy100 View Post
    Ah but could you write one better than that?
    Probably not.......

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    This one amused me although not as good....

    Haiku about being a parent.

    No. No. No. No. No.
    No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
    No. No. No. No. No.

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    I’ll have a go at writing one or two...


    Just one more new watch

    Now too many, let one go

    Just one more new watch...


    Or

    I’d like what it owes

    Or I need to sell the kids

    Can’t give it away



    I’m sure I can do many more!

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    So clever my foot fell off.

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    Bear pit be careful

    The title is misleading

    Vipers, snakes and twats
    So clever my foot fell off.

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